I know—they have hard-ons for the Hellcats/Demon, David Tracy will always worship at the altar of Jeep, and they’ve had nice things to say about the current Ram trucks.

Sorry, I'm a bit too serious at the moment, I suppose. I should've caught that.

It’s *not* tossed around at all white males, though. The people who get defensive when specific assholes are being called out for being assholes are assuming it is meant to include them.

Doubtful that they were ever considering pulling the lever for Warren anyway, so I won’t lose any sleep over that. If a side effect of the current political climate is that (Democratic, at least) candidates finally stop trying to court voters with an eye on polls of majority opinion on issues while at the same time…

Wigs are deceptively expensive—honestly Trump likely spends more than that (for all he says he’s worth, no idea why he’s fine with this obviously shitty one, though).

Yeah, this is the written version of the R. Kelly defensive interview meltdown, just not on camera.

Great, so optimistically we’re looking at 5+ years before we get some truth about Joshua Brown’s death, if at all?

No fair, that is legitimately an interior from 2008--because so is the rest of the car!

Finally have a minute to reply as a follow-up to the star I gave—thanks for being open, and please count me as part of the (very much *not* silent) majority that absolutely loves your work. I admire both what you’ve done in racecars and even more so your written pieces. I’m sorry for the personal and vocational struggl…

Before, I didn’t like any of these people who rushed to defend befriending Dubya (especially fuck Susan Collins), but you can bet that I despise them now. That’s about all Twitter feels good for, at present.

I’m glad to see my assumption about how “off the record” works is confirmed—that all parties must agree to it beforehand—however, I giddily look forward to when Trump tries this move:

What, like she can only get hot on a maiden voyage of one of her (TEN! And counting, if she has anything to say about it) yachts?

Goddammit.

I'm surprised you haven't included Venmo information.

This is my favourite thing on the internet for the day.

Only out of his mouth.

This is really going to give me flashbacks to the worst parts of the fractions unit in grade school...

I’m praying you exhaust yourself. Is there a vein in your forehead throbbing especially hard? [munches popcorn] You should go lie down. Don't worry, we all know the kind of stuff you'd want to say; someone else can pick up the script and read for your part.

*You’re* the asshole equating Warren and Trump’s mistakes as equally damning, though; and for that, I say: get fucked. Warren’s apologized, met with tribal leaders, and owned her mistake in every possible way I can think of (short of bowing out of the race over it, which I think would be a massive overreaction). She’s…

If I were to make a list of names that I would be sure to see trying to torpedo Warren at every opportunity (no matter how tired or ridiculous), yours would be near the top. What I’m saying is, I could’ve bet a large sum of money that your shitty take would be here—just after seeing the headline, mind you—and here you…