*You’re* the asshole equating Warren and Trump’s mistakes as equally damning, though; and for that, I say: get fucked. Warren’s apologized, met with tribal leaders, and owned her mistake in every possible way I can think of (short of bowing out of the race over it, which I think would be a massive overreaction). She’s…

If I were to make a list of names that I would be sure to see trying to torpedo Warren at every opportunity (no matter how tired or ridiculous), yours would be near the top. What I’m saying is, I could’ve bet a large sum of money that your shitty take would be here—just after seeing the headline, mind you—and here you…

“Also, I’m your average straight white guy, and I feel like I get a TON of hatred and vitriol online on a pretty regular basis, especially when I disagree with someone politically. It’s easy to feel like that’s just the way behavior online works, but I realize I don’t have your subjective experiences with this stuff…

Are those three paragraphs where you would outline and discuss the details of the quid pro quo? 'Cause that's *really* what it looks like in this case...

Who knows, maybe it’s just what’s in the area for him. I used to love Pizza Hut’s bread sticks and they're nearby, but since I heard that they’re donating to Trump’s campaign, they can get fucked.

Maybe there’s an assumption that she’d angle for a cabinet position with economic impact for the Dem's nominee rather than return to work as a Senator? I think that's a bit of a leap, but it's the only line of thought I can come up with to explain it.

Yeah, if our choices are: recession thanks to Trump, but made categorically worse by four *more* years of him actively making things worse through corruption and just his complete idiocy regarding all matters of policy and decision-making; or a recession (that again, is largely Trump’s fault), but with Elizabeth…

Was that hipster coffee shop filled with red-state Boomer assholes in MAGA hats?

Couldn't have said it better.

Was initially disappointed Fancy Kristen wasn’t indulging in this opulence (because that persona of hers has such a fun voice), but I quickly appreciated your focus on efficiency and emissions of these services. Good read.

I knew in the opening minute of “Booksmart” that I’d love the characters, and the “Warren 2020" bumper sticker just cemented it more. Here’s hoping it’s prophetic.

I was unsure which meaning of "unfit" you were taking at the outset, and you went with 'all of them.' Bravo!

[chef's kiss]

You want to say that about Nazis in decades past? Or, more recently, those fucks that marched in Charlottesville? Ignoring the problem or simply staying silent and walking away doesn’t solve it.

Can you hear me in the back?

He's fucked civil rights, too.

How can he do this with a straight face? I thought “That can’t be real,” too, but you’ve right, the super-obvious URL is clear as day.

I really like how you put that--here's your star.

They’ll be looking to this for inspiration:

[Me: dead] 🤣