Your response is a whataboutism? Really, I expected more from you, Patrick. But at the same time, it is worth mentioning that you're both kind of insane, and that's why some of us live vicariously through your purchases. I’m equally surprised that Orlove didn’t mention anything about your two Minis.

My apologies. Upon further reflection, I was not as receptive to the point you were making as I should have been. If you'd like to elaborate, I'll do better at listening.

Nice. I'll help out where I am.

Same. But come out of hibernation for your primary election, plz.

Honestly, it hadn’t occurred to me as a possibility—I thought he was legitimately stan-ing (am I doing that right, kids?) for Sanders and hated Warren for poaching what he sees as likely Sanders-supporters. I’ll concede that the DNA test was a stupid move, but I don’t think that Warren (or me, for supporting her…

See, when people talk about toxic “Bernie Bros,” I imagine this type of vitriol is pretty much in line with what’s being discussed. I’m hoping that you become more self-aware and change your behavior such that you could be a better ambassador for your chosen candidate.

Took me a second--sneaky.

[Raucous laughter]

If they answer, you can bet it's not going to address your point.

Holy shit. I can't even.

As much as I would love it, too—you and I both know that no matter the damning, irrefutable evidence, the current Senate would never vote (much less convict) on an impeachment trial if there was even a possibility that both Trump and Pence would be removed from office and leaving Pelosi as next in the line of…

If this is how you define civil discussion, hard pass.

I'd say it's about conveying information, first and foremost--and to do that in a way where the information is correctly understood, the agreed-upon rules and meanings of language can be exceedingly important.

Yeah, I was just so used to seeing them in downtown Columbus that I thought they were still afloat.

The target demographic likely has no idea what you're talking about. Next you're going to reference Stereo MC's "Connected."

Ryan Reynolds, Mélanie Laurent, and a loud(ly colored) Alfa Romeo? Yeah, that’s enough to overcome my reservations about anything with Michael Bay’s name on it. I mean, “The Rock” was fun, and “Bad Boys 2" had some decent car chases, so he's not all garbage, all the time. Why not?

You—I like you. If you're ever in my city, I'll buy you a drink and just listen.

Thank-fucking-Christ. Appreciate the sliver of good news.

I take serious issue with labeling Warren as “fake and dishonest.” But I also don’t expect a good-faith discussion about her from you, so it’s kind of moot.