All I care about is that he rots in prison for the rest of his miserable life. I wouldn't care how it happens, just that it does. Then we can debate what the official charges *should have been*.

You are not an intelligent person, and no one values what you have to say.

Go for the gold--he deserves no civility.

Torch, thank you for this, and I can only hope that you and other Jalops in the comments section don't have to weather a tsunami of trolls if this is cross-posted to Splinter.

Without looking at anything yet, my inclination would be yes—we have a two-term limit on the presidency, but Biden did not ascend the presidential line of succession at any time during Obama’s terms. I think it might be a factor if Biden had any appreciable time as acting president (i.e. more than Bush Sr. when Reagan…

Pelosi, since you’ve been sleeping or indifferent since January (at minimum), letters mean jack-shit. Hell, investigations mean jack-shit, too. Consequences mean something. So get the impeachment rolling officially, and have every Dem committee start throwing obstructionist assholes in goddamn jail and fine them into o…

The “oh, my luggage...” moment during one of his on-camera interviews tells me he does not, in fact, possess that super power.

I should have seen that possibility coming before I made my response.

I know what you’re suggesting with a Warren/Biden ticket unifying large portions of Dems, but I’m incredibly skeptical it would work out that way. Warren’s pitch is that the status quo doesn’t work for the middle and lower-class, and that the obscenely wealthy aren’t paying their fair share—meanwhile, Biden’s telling…

And here I was thinking that Leon Phelps was original. My bad.

You must be the prime example that gets paraded around psych and sociology classes when they discuss the Dunning-Kruger effect.

And that person has earned their pay three times over, today.

There's a "Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj" episode on Netflix about Trudeau that would not improve your opinion of him.

“That agreement was garbage.”

He nominated Bolton in the first place. He tore up the Iran Deal. He sides with whomever speaks with him last on issues where he doesn’t have a vested business interest from which to profit. I’m not giving Trump credit for anything but the endless awfulness, evil, and corruption he has sown, this issue included. He…

Checks out.

If they're going to butcher the word, will the engine sound at least include turbo noises?

Bernie as Murdoch, plz.

I was really hoping that the “other stuff” link was going to reference some of Torchinsky’s weirdness.

You’re likely correct, but one of the few things that keeps me going is the hope that something will change.