Hey, if they help yeet Biden out of contention (and same with Trump in the general), I'll sing their praises and use whatever slang they want.

I imagine you’d need some sort of capacitor to deal with that high flux—but it might require too much power. You’d tell them how much in the brochure (let’s be real, on the website) and their response would be, “What the hell is a jiggawatt?”

I have no more accurate description to offer. Well done.

Well, this and all the "there are still humans inside the characters from Pixar's 'Cars' movies" conspiracy theories.

I keep thinking that Porsche is somehow ripping off Mighty Car Mods’ ”Tay-tay” 180sx name...

“I saw your Highlander movie—it was shit!”

Doesn’t the existence of this image negate the market need for her “product,” though? If you really want to carry in the gym or while jogging or whatever, just be an asshat like her and jam your insecurity murder slingshot into a pair of Lululemons or however it’s spelled. Congratulations, you still broadcast to the…

I expect Toyota Lasagna to be confused, as she wants to hate on you for using your First Amendment right to highlight how immeasurably dumb she is, but at the same time, her entire brand identity for these clothes is being ready to shoot someone dead at a moment’s notice, so she can’t exactly take issue with your SHOTS…

I'm bummed that the lead image doesn't follow Hasan's lead and use one of the Koch-bros.

Someone makes this exact reference on that Netflix car/American Ninja Warrior mashup, “Hyperdrive.”

As far as the otimal angle for the solar panels, I was really hoping for banked turns or ”caution: bad camber” pace notes from my co-driver as I commuted through Normandy.

“Twitter is complete and total garbage," so you'll fit right in, won't you, asshole?

But the point is that Jill’s asking all of us to hold our noses and vote for Joe *in the primary.*

Jesus, this doctor speaks about Biden with certainty like he was treated last week, not decades ago. There’s a reason why adult film stars are tested before*every scene*, not just every so often. Because you can’t be positive they have a clean bill of health by just testing every few years. A lot can change to…

Man, you’re doing a lot of Warren-bashing, Trump-et. Perhaps you feel she is the most potent threat if she gets the nomination, hm?

I fucking love you. This is fantastic.

Sounds like we’re deep in it, if so.

I think you mean 13" to 18", since 13' would denote thirteen *feet*. ;)