My point of view is that by not impeaching Trump it may seriously kill any enthusiasm on the left to vote (as we saw work well in the midterms)—a thought process of, “if the Democratic majority in the House won’t *do anything* to even dig further with an impeachment inquiry, what’s the fucking point?”

I was expecting to see this somewhere in the thread:

I love that it's mis-spelled, too.

Star for the xkcd reference.

If this isn't cross-posted to Jalopnik, someone needs to get fired.

I swear to God, it’s like Trump’s advisors spend no time trying to get anything positive done in their departments—instead focusing on either corruption, dismantling the office they head, or just absolutely fuck-all. Then when they’re brought before Congress to explain themselves, their entire goal is to run out the…

As I said to MBCock, this should be asked verbatim in court, followed by a mic drop.

This should be asked verbatim in court, followed by a mic drop.

Well, Trump has Rick Flair moments (lots of them), but otherwise I'll say you're spot-on.

I initially had some hope as Pelosi manhandled Trump during his petulant government shutdown over his racist wall, but I'm quickly coming to agree with you.

Screw the analogy—Trump is Mama Cass, without any shred of talent. I hope he chokes on his KFC.

I apologize for blowing up your notifications with all these stars.

Yes. More of this.

Seconded from a fellow plebe in the grays. Here's hoping you make it out soon.

“I paid all the right people to get the heavenly treatment—I demand to speak to a manager!”

I’d love it if we emulated those examples, but the problem is that a not-insignificant percentage of women *support* these hard-line bans on abortion (because of a very narrow view pushed by conservatives/religious leaders). I sincerely doubt there would be enough participation to effect those kinds of immediate…

Good, I hope they piss away all this money for naught.

Sorry, replied to the wrong part of the thread—use jam, and throw some glitter in, too.

Use jam—it gets the point across after they realize it’s not blood.