Punch her every time she lies.

No, I think she’s a fucking devil. But if anyone could play her convincingly, Kristen Wiig would be at the top of the list.

Tig Notaro is so wonderfully unlike anyone else in comedy.

If you’re bringing up cars, I’d use an analogy involving Mustangs and crowds. Missed opportunity, man.

Meghan McCain: “I want Bernie Sanders and Kamala Harris to say that there are true monsters in this world...”

No, no—it’s working as intended. “You’ll see.”

I am bored now.

Fuck off back under your bridge, troll.

DAT ASS.

Sorry, I'm not always good about picking up the intended tone.

Funny. But I’m sure you see that I’m making the distinction on different parts being used, not just fluids within or suspension settings etc. for anything made to be adjustable. Even when you change suspension geometry or aerodynamics, in my mind, if it’s the same chassis from the point of original manufacture, it’s…

In any other more sane version of this world, I’d agree with you, but I’m really starting to believe that anyone who can objectively be described as a “Trump loyalist” won’t renounce Heir Cheeto over anything less than each individual voter seeing Trump pegged by Putin on stage, in person, at one of Trump’s rallies…

Time attack, Rallycross, WRC, and various other racing disciplines would like to have a word with you. They change their cars all the time to adapt to rule changes, and some are even shuffled between disciplines for different types of events (drift cars competing in Pikes Peak, for example). Are those no longer the “sa…

Same. Win or lose on the result of impeachment, Warren’s reasoning put forth is sound. I may have reservations that it could solidify his base/enablers calling any oversight or investigation of Trump’s administration a ‘witch hunt,’ but his actions should not go unchallenged. Ultimately, I think some politicians are…

Burninate yourself.

Damn, I should’ve hit Google to verify beforehand. Just one of those things where I must have confused media with the actual history because of how memorable the quote is from the movie.

One of the Japanese admirals was aware enough to utter the quote “I fear we have awakened a sleeping giant” after Pearl Harbor.

Nice. Fuck Jim Jordan.

Your only meaningful contribution is that your objectively wrong takes solidify a wonderful, loud, and active dissent from much better people than you.

I want to buy Luke O’Neil a beer, because he couldn’t be more right—we need an army of server-Tyler-Durdens at the ready whenever these evil Trump administration motherfuckers set foot out in public.