You meant this, right? ‘Cause it’s the first thing I thought of:

I couldn’t sleep the whole night after the polls closed. One of my most heartbreaking moments of the past three years was my significant other waking up the next morning, checking her phone and saying, “Oh SHIT.” I knewthe results hours beforehand—so I knew it was coming, but that didn’t help either of us.

Dude, I'm going to use this next time. Thanks!

Obligatory:

The fact that anyone, ever, will try to refute these realities is infuriating.

I’m just going to get to the point: please clearly define what other use a handgun has besides the ability to kill a living thing, attempt to kill something, or threatening to kill something.

Dude, those wheels are fuckin’ sweet. This may be the first time I think stance/fitment of this nature has added to my opinion of the car.

Yup, my brother had one as a hand-me-down vehicle from my aunt—I saw in the manual that they operate as RWD when you don’t have four-wheel drive engaged. Then I could see why the engine’s oriented that way.

Yeah, McConnell doesn’t want to repeat this shutdown again in three weeks, especially not with President Deals ready to torpedo any work the GOP would do to try to spin/get leverage. McConnell will get evisceraterated if he considers giving Trump cover by not bringing supported funded bills to the floor again.

The GOP is likely praying that the courts shoot that option down—if that precedent was set, they’re mortified that a progressive POTUS could declare climate change a national emergency in the future.

He does realize Nixon was guilty, right? I mean, he HAS to... “Well, when the president does it, that means it is not illegal.”

I’m going to go watch “Tremors” again.

I was going to reply with a gif of Rick Flair screaming “Woooo!!” to give your bumpin’ rails a visual—but then I found this, and it serves better as a compilation of the insanity/meltdowns of Trump and his supporters:

I will drive as many people as possible to have the opportunity—until the wheels fall off that bus (or they finally come off of Trump's presidency resulting with him in prison).

Whatthefuck—did the Mooch just finish an audition for a reboot of ‘The Mask’?

I’M NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO SLEEP TONIGHT THANKS.

I f*cking adore this content.

Sorry, had to check your post history first, and fell down the rabbit hole of starring stuff with which I agree. I'd buy you a drink if we crossed paths and that was alright with you.

The “warmer winters because of the lake” confuses me; how does the phrase “lake effect snow” factor in?

I’d want the Green New Deal, too, but I know that tips the scales too progressive for most.