Sorry, I should've known I wasn't the first one with that thought.

Oh, I’m getting the popcorn ready.

I’m so happy to see the assumption I made is likely correct. Thank you.

Thanks so much for compiling this, and it warms my heart that my nomination made the cut.

Someone needs to slap some “Kinja’d” text at the bottom of this clip.

You mean Dora the Explorer, right? /s

I hope so, as that seems a likely scenario where evidence of that would come to light, given what I'm anticipating is in the hands of the investigators after raiding Cohen's offices.

The blonde on the left is smiling.

Yeah, they’re rescinding that one HARD.

And the quote from Tada saying to get the four-cylinder version if you’re planning to swap in a 2JZ is puzzling; the same transmission is said to be used with the smaller engine, but is it the same diff/rear-end, too? If so, it's good advice, I guess. If not, that's asking for trouble.

I guess I just figured that if you write for a living that you’ll catch those homophones when you proof-read.

You know it’s a really good idea when Jared Kushner, of all people, is the one who wants to throw on the breaks.

I laughed, but "highspeed”? Have you ever seen the orange fuckwad move quickly?

I sincerely hope you're right, but my pessimism that's a result of the last year and a half is damn near insurmountable.

Very much this.

This is the same county that voted for Brexit without any real understanding of the consequences. I mean, almost half of our voting population chose Trump, so we’re no better—but yeah, I’m sure nationalist, xenophobic assholes exist in GB, too.

I’m really enjoying “President Deals” in every report of him fucking up with his asinine trade war when retaliatory tariffs smack him in his dumb orange face. Credit where it’s due to Michael Ballaban of Jalopnik fame for that nickname.

Good, this asshole has a karmic reckoning coming—I didn’t believe his bullshit regarding any number of times he spouted lies when being a blatant partisan apologist for Trump.

I got a speeding ticket solely because this song came on: “Stage” by Live.