Star gets a star from me. Best of “The Hire” BMW films, by far.

It’s en masse.

If she openly starts saying that, then I’ll give her a pass on the ripping off ideas/words of others—but certainly not beforehand.

Well, I guess there’s The Road Warrior, Fury Road, Wheelman, The Italian Job, Gone in 60 Seconds, (eight!) Fast and the Furious movies, The Driver, Death Race, Speed, Vanishing Point, Drive, Dukes of Hazzard... shit. The Love Bug? Cars? Balls, fights in that, too.

Statham driving stick is best Transporter Statham.

A galaxy of stars for you, sir.

I regret that I have but one star to give.

Thank you—this needs to be called out for the rest of time until she never speaks again. And then I’ll bring it up some more to keep her under a rock.

Richardson later claimed that the payment was just a travel reimbursement, as if that changes the fact that they...received money from the Trump campaign.

So much this.

“Yes, it’s an old car, and I’d appreciate if you respected that I love it enough to keep it despite its age—by not putting the feces baggage for your crotch-fruit on my f***ing car.”

Well, hopefully the anti-lag nukes his turbo and the car will be quiet (and non-running) for a while.

It’s a rarity these days, but I can’t stand when I’m riding in a car with someone who holds the clutch in when sitting at a light, rather than shifting to neutral in their stick-shift car.

Well, ten times they said they’d oppose Trump but actually voted his way when the time came (and now we still have to live with all the damage those decisions have caused).

Oh my god, yes.

Anna Kendrick is pretty. That is all.

If I were to pull the trigger on a car with a 2JZ, something like the teal IS300 in this video would be at the top of my list. If I had to pick a favorite, though—it’d be the AE86 coupe at 6:25.

I’ll agree with those saying that this is a good bad movie, but in retrospect, it’s grown on me for this reason alone: It features John C. Reilly as one of the NASCAR crew-members. So now, I laugh harder when remembering Days of Thunder, because my brain is inserting Talladega Nights quotes.