I was prepared to believe you, and then you ended in Trump-Twitter form—I think you’re better than that. Also, there’s been another day a couple months ago where the editors specified no one was funny enough, so no COTD.

I think people were more capable of critical thinking in Nixon’s time. Or, they hadn’t bought into the “everything I don’t like is fake news” bullshit (because it hadn’t been sold to people en masse yet). Something.

My argument is that women are certainly capable of attaining the physical strength needed for competing at the highest levels of motorsport. I’m pretty sure that someone who’s trained as hard as people like Jessie Graff, Meagan Martin and others could withstand the forces of a formula one car or anything else. The…

Starred for promise of coke and hookers.

I know that feel. The doors on my old Integra used to freeze shut all the time in the winter. You have my sympathies, because I at least had a hatch. The thing that I found frustrating was that the handles worked fine, I think it was something wonky with the seals—so once I was in the car, it was cake to bump the door…

I feel like some of the women who are very into fitness (crossfit, American Nija Warrior, etc.) would be very good examples that gender means nothing as far as being capable of the physical strength and endurance to drive an F1 car (or any other vehicle) capably. Then it just boils down to skill, luck, and some aid…

That guy was hoarse by the end of it.

I can’t tell if you’re agreeing with criticism of the Civic Type R, or defending it.

Same.

Did you not see the references? I’m just following Fluffy6079's lead, not trying to make you incensed.

Noted.

I hear what you’re saying, but the Nurburgring is at least a track (and an incredibly unforgiving one, at that) rather than testing your limits on the street. I sympathize with those who wreck on track, I don’t mock them—I’m sure I’m never above mistakes, but if you’re going to take risks and drive fast, a racetrack…

I will now stipulate in my will that the hearse transporting my body must have a flame paintjob.

I was really expecting (hoping?) for this link to be a trick that redirects to this NSFW YouTube gem:

After “words were exchanged” between Ashby and the owner, and the former refused to stick around to wait for police, the victim tackled Ashby and “a fight occurred.”

If I ruled the world, I’d beg Mike Kojima to do suspension design for everything I could find. And Coleman would be my court jester dreaming up crazy engine-swaps. Engineers, physics teachers, and pro-race drivers should replace those aspiring to become tweens who’ve fallen into YouTube. Data testing shall abound,…

This is my jealous face.

(So do I—it’s not boring, at least.)

Maybe you just came too soon. :P

David, I get the feeling that you and Dave Coleman of Sport Compact Car, MotoIQ.com, “Eyesore Racing” LeMons events (and Mazda engineer!) fame would know exactly what you’re talking about. Enjoy the mistakes of another project car hoarder: