Noted.

I hear what you’re saying, but the Nurburgring is at least a track (and an incredibly unforgiving one, at that) rather than testing your limits on the street. I sympathize with those who wreck on track, I don’t mock them—I’m sure I’m never above mistakes, but if you’re going to take risks and drive fast, a racetrack…

I will now stipulate in my will that the hearse transporting my body must have a flame paintjob.

I was really expecting (hoping?) for this link to be a trick that redirects to this NSFW YouTube gem:

After “words were exchanged” between Ashby and the owner, and the former refused to stick around to wait for police, the victim tackled Ashby and “a fight occurred.”

If I ruled the world, I’d beg Mike Kojima to do suspension design for everything I could find. And Coleman would be my court jester dreaming up crazy engine-swaps. Engineers, physics teachers, and pro-race drivers should replace those aspiring to become tweens who’ve fallen into YouTube. Data testing shall abound,…

This is my jealous face.

(So do I—it’s not boring, at least.)

Maybe you just came too soon. :P

David, I get the feeling that you and Dave Coleman of Sport Compact Car, MotoIQ.com, “Eyesore Racing” LeMons events (and Mazda engineer!) fame would know exactly what you’re talking about. Enjoy the mistakes of another project car hoarder:

Regarding #4, would this much rice fix the car?

This is the best idea I’ve seen in ages. For this purpose, I would happily go to my local sex shop and just ask for the floppiest, most brightly colored dildo they have.

I know, right? If I’m understanding correctly, Flynn was forced out of his position under Obama’s term, then Trump picked up Flynn and appointed him to National Security Advisor despite warnings from numerous people like Sally Yates (possibly even Obama himself as Trump took office).

I did the same thing!

I saw the Rolls Royce lead image and “some reasonable Christmas gifts” in the headline, then I had to double check—I’d assumed this was written by Kristen Lee.

This reality is my hell, so I don’t care if God exists and damns me for this—but I am now officially rooting for John McCain’s cancer. Because fuck that guy, his “build the damn wall” line from a re-election ad years ago, and every single time someone called him a “maverick,”since he does nothing but make life worse…

I’m in Ohio, and even though being in a major city feels like it’s decidedly more blue than the rural areas, I’ve been perpetually furious at the Republican reps we have. I don’t think anything short of a bus to the face would get Rob Portman to stop voting the party line (and it still wouldn’t if he survived), and I…

I’d rather punch them until they shit in their hat, but assault is illegal (and I’m not in arm’s reach of any of these fuckwits).

Cena confirmed to Ford that he had sold it in a phone conversation with a company representative shortly afterwards.

This guy gets it.