That’s a question for someone smarter than me, I have no idea. I imagine that one could help a rear-engine car stay out of trouble through current capabilities of stability control (individual wheel braking along with traction controls), but of course those systems aren’t foolproof. Someone’s always going to find a…

Thank you. So very much.

I get the joke, but with modern electronic nannies, I’m not about to say that a rear-engine Beetle with electric-motor torque will be certain to become another terror to pedestrians.

No real argument here, just I’m giving more leeway because of my inclination to believe those who have made accusations (even when off the record). I realize that it’s not in keeping with the “innocent until proven guilty” ideal of our justice system, but far too often people in power get away with things. Though…

Honestly, as I saw the animosity between Tig Notaro and Louis C.K. over these rumors, it had me leaning heavily that these were more than just rumors or a “witch hunt.” I mean, if I remember correctly, season 2 episode 8 of “Louie” deals with his character’s outspoken love of masturbation. Hits a little close to home,…

I thought of this one, but I’ll agree that hocuspocusoctopus had an even better choice.

Something about glass houses and throwing stones...

You’re missing a period. ;) But I do see the point you’re making, otherwise.

Thanks for the heads-up. I was really burned with the previous Need for Speed title from Ghost Games, and I feel like this entry doesn’t do enough to address what disappointed me in that title. A lack of free-roam chases seals it for me—pass.

That sounds fantastic.

If I won the lotto, I’d enact my dream of jamming a V6 from one of the recent Mustangs into an RX-8 and throw turbos on it. And when I say this, I’d leave it to someone else to build, because I suck with wrenching (much less any fabrication).

I needed that laugh. Thanks.

This is my new euphemism to replace “beating the citizenry.”

My heart grew three sizes the moment I saw that.

Even before the events of the past few days, I thought a bucket of KFC might take him out of power.

Because of this truth, I’m a bit surprised he hasn’t burned the White House down by now.

Maybe someone’s just that well-endowed.

At first I thought you were referencing this Mythbusters moment (sorry for the awful quality):

Patrick responded that a number of the other writers get in front of the camera later this season. So don’t worry—you’ll get your fix of fancy Kristen, I’m sure.

PENIS.