Sega knocked it out of the park with 90's arcade racers. This will be stuck in your head for forever:

This was my thinking, as well. The tension in “It Follows” never lets up, and the energy you expend (as an audience member) looking through faces in the crowd, scanning the background of every shot, noticing movement, has you exhausted such that you feel the ragged desperation of the protagonists. Though not without a…

Agreed, and I was thinking the same thing regarding “The Babadook.” Those two movies scared my girlfriend in the best way (and unsettled me plenty, too)—she legit hid behind the couch during most of “It Follows,” and screamed so loudly during “The Babadook” that I wondered if my neighbors would think she was being…

Torch, I vote that you orchestrate an Oceans Eleven-style heist of a Jalopnik company-card from Patrick, expense all of the parts you just described, and get you, Orlove, and David Tracy to descend upon Texas to help make all these changes happen. Then have a battle royale over who does the write-up for the article.

I really wanted to be able to quip that the car “made her drop an egg right there,” but she held her composure.

It took two full days for a mod to “approve” the standalone post where I mentioned a number of aspects that were straight-up missing from previous games, and the free-to-play economy structure (on top of a full-price tag for the game) was one of my major complaints. Granted, it was my first post to their forums, but…

Sure, I’ve got one. A few friends and I were driving down to Newport, Kentucky on I-75 in my aunt’s 2000 Chrysler Town & Country. Because the minivan’s 3.8 liter V6 had more power than my crappy beater from the eighties, I swiped the thing on occasion to tool around town, gunning it to spin the tires while cackling,…

Update, 4:02 PM: In the wake of the mass shooting in Las Vegas, GOP sources have confirmed to Politico.com that congressional Republicans will not bring the silencer bill to a vote for the time being.

Can I get a “Fuck this guy” from the commenting audience?

I took it more as flustered and angry in the moment, I didn’t see any indication of Richards thinking it’d be received as funny by the audience. Still, everything he’s said since has led me to believe he knows that what he said at that time was wrong, and he is ashamed and genuinely apologetic—I’d feel very…

Really the major thing that I’ve genuinely enjoyed was Seinfeld’s “Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee.” The episode where he goes out with Michael Richards (whom I was very surprised that he talked about his controversy involving his racist retorts to a heckler) had me softening to Richards. His remorse seemed genuine,…

Star for anything with Randy Pobst because he is the nicest guy. And fast, too.

I get it, but he spelled “Donald Trump” wrong. If we’re using his full name, then I insert “Fuckface Von Clownstick” here.

30 day terms? I don’t know if whether to call that generously patient, or callous—if I were the guy in charge of AP, it’d probably take more than a month to clear with the track’s higher-ups any avenues to get out of paying this (or have them finally approve an unexpected expense of almost 300k). ;)

Very good, I follow with this.

Thanks. Yeah, just now I was like ‘What’s up with that change?’

What article contained the original comment? I want to give him all the stars.

I love at 4:32 you channel one of my favorite ‘Clarkson in a drag race’ lines: [Go signal] “I’m in the lead! [literally his next breath] I’m not in the lead!” 

If it’s already farther down in the comments, I apologize, but until the “she tried to run him over with her car,” I’m pretty sure this situation has been well-documented on Pornhub.

This is the right take. For people who want to tow heavy things, have the funds to personally drain the world of all oil, and be beyond comfortable as they do so.