Looking through your responses, I can’t decide if you’re the most dedicated troll I’ve ever seen, or you seriously believe all that you’ve said—if the latter is the case, I can’t even with you.

Well done.

Did you only watch Reindeer Games or something? Because if that’s the case, then that was the fault of, well, everyone involved in that movie—not just Theron.

I regret I have but one star to give.

Agreed. If I wasn’t afraid that a 964 Porsche would end with me at the wheel would end up backwards into a tree, I’d now want one. My gushing review was as follows:

A longer clip involving part of this exchange that I found on Youtube—fair warning, if one was to search for more context of this, you’d have to wade through the sexist, racist, asshole comments of those who saw these same evasive, non-answer, guilty-as-hell shit excuses for words from Mnuchin, yet they somehow find…

Andrew, I’m not arguing with your music selection, but if I had a muscle car, this is the track that would be on repeat—windows down, and the stereo would be VERY LOUD.

I just threw up in my mouth.

Is it acceptable that I nitpick the mistakes with details of weapons and cars in movies, as well as yelling “Oh, come on!” when Bryce Dallas Howard is wearing stilettos as she runs (generous term) from a T-rex in Jurassic World?

I read this in the “Powerthirst” voice.

Thank you, this has calmed me slightly—but I’d feel better if this legislation remained stalled, even if it meant open debate didn’t occur. I worry that votes will continue to break down party lines, and that no amount of objective evidence and otherwise persuasive arguments will sway a number of these GOP members (or…

Read it again.

I (wrongly) assumed from the open door in the lead image that this would combine a rolling car from the “ghost ride the whip” BS from like twelve years ago. Because it does not, this is less stupid than I thought.

Yes, but how much hype has Jalopnik contributed to regarding FCA’s Hellcat offerings and the newly released Dodge Demon? Even if those cars aren’t interesting to me, I’d say that this article’s ragging on build quality/reliability washes to zero, at worst for FCA. They’re still giving out press cars, selling a good…

This is getting a bit out of my depth, but I thought the snappy reputation of mid-engined cars was due to how that engine weight transfers when lifting the throttle in a corner. I can see that suspension settings, tires (compound, size, and staggered fitment), etc. would also have a large effect, but aren’t some of…

How in the shit did Walter Rohrl drive that thing as fast as he did, I wonder...

So by that logic, does a 350Z have similar handling characteristics as an MR2 or an NSX? By your reasoning, they’re both mid-engined.

Am I the only person who sees a flaw with using a red/green color combination for this warning light? I mean, I know that it’s widely understood green equals good, red equals bad, but for the population of red/green (or entirely) colorblind people, this might not clearly delineate for them. People I know who are…

I am certain to cry at two separate points in Wreck-It Ralph. First, when Ralph breaks the candy kart that Vanellope just finished learning to drive (and now hopes that she can win)—the fact that he’s actively destroying the one possession she cares most about, she’s crying, screaming for him to stop, and he won’t…

You have my sympathies.