2Fast2Furious had Paul Walker in an R34 GT-R, which actually does have a manual transmission (as opposed to the paddle shifters in the R35, shown in later films in the franchise).

I haven’t gone through every comment, but I was seriously expecting the mantra “It’s always a fucking Camry.”

Wait, the Ninja Turtles reporter character, or the porn star that has cosplayed as her occasionally?

[Sees headline, is confused. Picture does not show a Mustang...]

I’d say Elise or Silvia, but so many other answers are infinitely better.

NASCAR, this is another reason why I don’t watch—that’s bullshit that you gave this antagonist the win when he was obviously unable to get by without intentionally putting the leader into the wall and holding him there. This isn’t a goddamned demolition derby. If the contact had resulted in a horrific crash that sent…

I realize that it’s basically a modified Ghibli, but it’s like the execution resulted from two guys separately designing an end of the car and meeting in the middle—one thought they were making a GT car, the other was thinking minivan. Each ran into the lines of the other and said Fuck it, I guess we’re done.

I find no fault in your arguments. Similarly, half of them are why I didn’t buy an S-chassis when searching for a drift car, instead getting the volcano to which I regularly sacrifice all my money—I mean, Project Riceball.

I thought that was Puffalumps.

Starred for you (intentionally or not) keeping rhyme in mind.

Stef, I really enjoyed your last line.

I really want to see Chris Harris take a spin in one of the competitors’ cars that’s built for Formula Drift—I think it’d be fun to hear his impressions of the setup and power involved, a la Matt Farrah’s segment of sliding Corey Hosford’s car on The Smoking Tire. And I mean, come on, he’s no stranger to being…

Whoever made that meme owes the correct spelling of “breathe” an apology. =)

That’s a sweet looking bug. Now I’m contemplating owning one, despite all the cautionary tales—I mean, stories Orlove has written regarding Beetle ownership. Damn.

PREACH.

While I think she’s gorgeous, and I’d wager that Damon Wayans is probably a decent casting choice for the role of Murtaugh, I’d rather just re-watch the movies and ignore the beat-for-beat re-tread of the jokes from the source material.

Fox killed my favorite show since Firefly when they axed that one. And since I can’t buy The Good Guys on dvd, I’ve resigned myself to a Netflix subscription until I die.
More importantly, it taught me that if I ever have the money to buy a classic muscle car, I’m blasting “Thunderstruck” by AC/DC on repeat.

Goddammit to both of you. This is better than any response I could ever muster.

Oh my God—I did not expect that distance, especially considering the plethora of trees that were leveled.