You’re right, but it specifically involves the original author.

I was expecting this one, but the judges say yours counts, too.

Came here expecting someone to post this, left satisfied. Starred.

What? With all the car-related choices Cake has to offer, I was expecting “Satan is My Motor” or “Stickshifts and Safetybelts.” But you know what would have been perfect, Ballaban? “Race Car Ya-Yas.” FTFY.

I love that the radio’s still playing upbeat music like nothing bad happened.

FBI/CIA/NSA watchlist account manager: “Why hello, Mr. George—we’d like to have a few words with you.”

I love The Roman’s song at the end.

Glad to see I wasn’t the only one who noticed this. Maybe he’s against whaling.

My reaction:

“Saw title, knew Torch wrote it.” -Everyone

Sure, we have everyone making the references about tire pressures and “Why’d you turn?!” comments—but where’s the “NEMSIS” Mustang video?

I’ve read those points, sure, but never seen a visual of the comparison between the two.

Holy crap, that visual is surprising.

Feel free—just remember me if it becomes reality.

Also, the Drift Idiot was part of the production doing camerawork—where’s a video of him stumbling his S14 through the parking garage in self-deprecating fashion?

So, this confirms the following thoughts for me:

This feels very similar to when Subaru released the BRZ; “Remember that ‘The Beauty of all-wheel drive’ ad campaign? Kidding!”

“I was told the system does not work on pets or animals, because it seems to be just looking for upright, human forms. When I asked if the system would work on two dogs, one on the other’s shoulders, wearing a trenchcoat and hat to try and pass as a human, I was given the delightfully engineer-restrained answer of:

You get so much mileage out of this picture, it’s well over the Elio’s projected 84 mpg or whatever.

I give you “Blue Streak”, as it tries to one-up the Crown Vic jump in the opening of “Speed.”