You’re so very on point.

If he did a bunch of practice runs in the same car (and always on the right side), I’d love to take this down to a tire shop and say, “I think my alignment’s off—the tires are wearing in a really weird way...” then see if they figure it out.

Edit: Nevermind, I just finished the video, and heard the commentators say…

I feel for the truck owner—yes, he rubbed this BMW-prick the wrong way by behaving in much the same way, but I’m assuming that they did so to highlight how stupid it is to take two spaces ever. That the BMW driver cannot get in on the left side is an expected (and justified, since the first car was untouched at the…

Doesn’t WD-40 warn that the contents are flammable?

Came here to see if this was up in response, was not disappointed.

Noted, fair point.

I often have a similar reaction when I see models on the covers of tuner magazines. Thanks SuperBoob—I mean, Super Street Magazine (God, I miss Sport Compact Car railing on the other publications for this crap)—for not letting me down when I needed source material. In their defense, it seems harder to find the…

I’m under the impression that she could break these models in half—along with all of those oversized wrenches.

Way to have that mask up and doing absolutely nothing to protect your eyes from those sparks. Also, look at what you’re doing, not the goddamn camera. Lastly, those shoes: what the eff?

Thank God that I wasn’t the only one to pause on this image and say how wrong this all looks. I mean, c’mon—it looks like the headers are curving upward like there should be smokestacks coming out of the hood. Just no.

Such a happy car. If I had the money, this would certainly be on my list.

Then shouldn’t it be Yoshi on the right?

Your logic makes sense, but August to January would be around five months or so—that baffled me. The point of evidence going before a grand jury seems like it’d account for the gap, but it’s not something I thought of initially.

Fair enough, I didn’t consider that aspect.

Am I understanding the timeline of events correctly? DUI and death-of-passenger in August 2013, BAC of over twice the limit as tested after accident, but she wasn’t arrested until January 2014—what the hell? Why not arrest her immediately after verification of her being drunk at the time?

Slightly NSFW subject, but I’m on it.

You’ve said this in such a wonderfully irrefutable way, and thank you for bringing attention to what I will echo as the best perspective on this matter.

I just read the Road and Track summary of the IMSA penalty fiasco—that's beyond infuriating.

Still one of my favorite memes.

"The Good Guys" is a show that needed to exist to counteract the eighteen iterations of CSI-forensics-porn. Car chases, gunfights, and goin' with your gut—yessssss.