Oh noooo. Will you be ok waiting for 30 minutes while your patch downloads? I will bring you a weighted blanket to make you feel more safe and secure.

holy s**t, remember when people used to invade Beatles’ homes or novelists or even scientists?

Might be a thing for authenticity?

Okay, you know something? I’m going to vote that they give belts instead of trophies for fighting games. That would be rad.

I feel dirty for posting that but the situation did call for it

Technically, he calls someone a showoff, and then he proceeds to use latin for no reason.

You don’t have to try so hard, nobody cares.

... uses latin for no reason then proceeds to call someone a showoff

1) He’s almost certainly a furry.

Perfect example of someone getting burned because a publisher is more concerned with upholding the letter of the law rather than thinking about its spirit.

Honestly, even without using a cheat engine to make the tool work there’s still probably ways it could be exploited to use for cheating, that’s why online games have these systems to detect code changes.

I’m diamond in ranked, and I still don’t care. I mercy main but if I want to run Ana I will, I really honestly don’t care.

He cares so little let him spend the next 15 minutes angrily typing about just how much he doesn’t care.

Pretty sure you’re doing more harm to the reputation of the game than the people actually mocking it. Well done, tiger!

“At the levels of gameplay where one-tricking is treated as a genuine problem”, you shouldn’t be rolling dice playing with randos, and if you do then don’t cry when one of them plays dumb, whether accidentally or purposely. That’s the point I’m making. Why would you play ranked matches with randos if winning is that…

You’re a Hanzo main, aren’t you?

Welcome to online gaming. This is why the only online game I play is Splatoon 2 - there’s no voice chat with strangers, and matches are only three minutes long so it’s not a big deal if you get a bad team.

That’s why I can’t play that game. If your team is going to cry because you want to play a particular character, that game is flawed.

fuck team cohesion honestly, I just don’t give a shit. We’re here to have fun, and if I want to play a hero, “team cohesion” shouldn’t stand in the way of that. This is why so many people think that the OW community is garbage, a bunch of people taking themselves way too seriously.

I don’t get how choosing one character can ruin a game?