I’m sorry, but what’s harder for men? Orgasming? Because that is categorically a lie. Don’t be a fucking asshole.

To make you feel better, I did NOT get big like that. I carried very much internally. Which also was not so great.

- I don’t wake up before 7am.

Demi Lovato. I remember that Reddit thread. And people STILL buy that shit from her lmao.

Lots of people comment on pregnant women’s bodies. The number of time people joked that I had to be having twins was insane. Just one, actually, and I only gained 20 pounds during pregnancy because I was so paranoid.

Mention these things to your OB/GYN at your next appointment. I had been struggling with relapsing with my ED when I got pregnant; my son is 15 months and I’m full-fledged again, looking at in-patient treatment again. I hid it from my OB/GYN and I totally regret it. He/she can help you and get you into therapy with a…

He is funny, pleasant, and clever. He says shit to be funny. How is this not obviously a character comedian? Do you need assistance? Say something funny. Just try. You might like it.

Something like 40% of women are pregnant again within the first year. There is this myth (that women STILL GET TOLD by LCs and lactivists) that you can’t get pregnant while you breastfeed. But just because you are EBF and don’t get a period for 6 months doesn’t mean you don’t ovulate. It drives me nuts. (I had a baby…

Bless Patti, but remember that time she wore a FREE WAYNE KRAMER shirt on one of her albums and when Wayne Kramer met her later to thank her for it (because it was touching to see a peer acknowledge him while he served jail time), she totally blanked and had no idea who the fuck he was or why he needed to be freed.…

She is so beyond dull. I think she is also quite unattractive as a model—her walk is terrible and while everyone is willing to make fun of Kendall Jenner for having “dead eyes,” Cara is the queen of the dead fish eye look. She’s a pretty girl who comes from hella money. Her mommy and daddy bought her a career and now…

When I was preggo, yes, I could smell just about everything. The landfill 35 miles away. The deer outside peeing. My dog farting in the other room. My husband eating a boiled egg. The TV. Everything. I hit a skunk while driving when I was 33 weeks and I wanted to D I E.

Older generations tend not to drink very much water. Before the bottled water era, most people in middle class homes just didn’t drink water, didn’t carry water with them, etc. My grandma refuses to drink water because she says it’s for “poor people”—she didn’t taste soda until she was 20 and married and refused to go…

We’ve got a really big shoe tonight

Ummm, so that IUD one is fake. Babies conceived with IUDs typically die by 12 weeks. Statistically, babies conceived with IUDs do not survive and if they do, they aren’t holding fucking IUDs as they are born. Most newborns can barely unclench their fists. Seriously.

Nitpicking on legendry and then writing “trainined”. Mmmmk.

Considering how much she clearly hates living in the White House, that’s probably what she wants to do as well, realistically.

I live in Oregon right now, not far from Portland. It would be nice to say that Oregon is a very diverse state, but that’s a straight up lie. We’re so fucking white, it’s unbearable. If Oregon became a human, we’d be wearing off-brand Ugg boots, leggings, and a North Face jacket, all while carrying a giant non-fat…

I mean, as a new parent, you worry so much about them hitting developmental milestones. When I take my kid to the doctor, I have to fill out, no fucking joke, a 10 PAGE QUIZ on what he’s doing and if he scores behind on anything (“Oh, he’s not waving yet? ooooooh”) it’s like a separate appointment. So when they hit…

Seriously. That being said, the UofO is one of the shittiest universities around (at least as a Eugene resident). Their disregard for the basic safety of their students and their primary interest in making money from sports is pretty gross.

Yeah, I’m in Oregon and I know we have a reputation for being super liberal, but there are so many racist people in this state. Almost all of Eastern Oregon and then all the satellite towns around Eugene and Portland: Veneta, Cottage Grove, Creswell, Marcola, etc. Racist as all hell.