So everybody in Editorial is mad about this too. Besides the fact that it looks terrible, we have to actually work in Kinja all day long.

Floyd’s Owner: I-I-I never thought I’d survive. I totally screwed the pooch here.

I’ll tell you want they want, what they really really want. They...

You mean Turkey makes the structural frames for same F-35 fighter that has consistently failed to deliver the promised results, become the most cost overrun plagued defense project in history, and has basically been one giant clusterfuck from the moment it was designed? That F-35?

I think Bosa’s attitude had less to do with old college grudges than with the well known fact he just hates the browns. 

I didnt buy my wrx for reliability.

I think there might be a number of ~00's Volvo owners that feel where you are coming from.

I think your comment nails it.

We had a couple, a Gen III Liberty/Legacy RX (2.5, manual) and a Gen IV Liberty/Legacy wagon (also a 2.5 manual) both owned from new. The Gen IV had a replacement short block about a year in which was done under warranty but otherwise ran without issue until the infamous dual clutch raised its head at about the six…

A while back I was looking for a reliable AWD car with decent ground clearance and cross shopped the RAV4, HRV, CX-3, and Crosstrek. I regularly drive a friend’s Civic and I still couldn’t believe how terrible the Crosstrek powertrain is. So much vibration and so much noise and it was still the slowest of the bunch. 

I have a different opinion on Subaru’s. Specially on reliability. But that’s because I owned two JDM cars, a 2.0 wrx 99 and a 01 legacy 2.0GL, both super reliable. The turbo had 165k.km and the NA 250k.km.

I live in Subaru-ville, but I’ve never owned one, in spite of them actually making some amount of sense given my lifestyle. Part of this, I will readily admit, is shear stubbornness. The other part is the bad mpgs, reliability issues, and crappy interiors of all the Subarus my friends and family own. 

As the 75% of Deadspin commenters who are lawyers can tell you, forming an LLC is not some magic wand that will protect the company from employment actions, anyway.

Well then, I came to make an ugly joke but all 6 comments before me have already done that soooo... good job guys! We all agree on something for once!

“The UK is a world leader on climate change – having reduced its emissions by 42% between 1990 and 2017, while growing the economy by more than two-thirds.”

[Secret Five-Eyes briefing room before Barr shows up]

“His name is Jock Strap King” and “He’s stronger than you think.”

Fuck this shit.

How did you not mention that they cast Liv Tyler in her exact Armageddon role?

Tonya Gruchacz’s CUE system became unresponsive within her four-year/5,000 mile warranty plan.