My Subaru is best Subaru because deer antlers

Ahh, Guy Fieri. Remember when he used to peddle mufflers for Flowmaster?

Can I have Ryan’s job?

I remember when it was speculated that the then net gen 2015 WRX would have and electric turbo and fanboys were throwing is hissy-fit.

For the record, i had this exact interview format in my head for years. Interviewing people while playing video games. I only lacked the interview skills, interviewees, and equipment to pull it off.

I want to get off this emotional roller coaster.

We’re gonna be getting rid of these people here... First, Mr. Nema... Bjel... Nama... Naga... Not gonna work here anymore, anyway.

I know you touched on it briefly but could you go into a little more detail about how it rides on normal, uneven, potmarked roads?

Let's be real for a minute. Anyone who can record a 2 minute video of a lemon on the ground without walking into a pole or open manhole cover is the real hero.

If you want to feel old and sad, watch John Madden’s eulogy to Pat Summerall.

After the match, Putin announced the annaxation of Croatia and that their former national team is now part of the Russian soccer federation.

Putin: *invades and conquers Croatia*

Cake - The Distance

“What’s a pass?”

Hopefully the Knicks will take a pass on Anthony.

“I’m so sorry to tell you this, but these teams play again at 1 p.m. today.”

This is a pretty good headline too:

Not the kind of ‘tie’ I was thinking of

Surely no coincidence?

All I know is that everyone on Facebook seems super happy about this win.