the BEST people...

Went through airport security at BWI with Hochuli a few years ago. He was pulled aside for additional screening bc he had multiple laptops in his bag.

loose stools, pancake butt, untied shoes

So I guess the 3 topics you should discuss with friends or strangers has become four?

That beeves is the plural of beef, which now seems obvious, will easily be the best thing I learn today.

I’ve been to action park a couple times as a kid. Almost died twice. Good times.

“Hey honey, gotta work on the car today. This should only take me an hour or so, and I’ve got everything I need already.”

I get DS2 gets a lot of flack for its lore and lack of world continuity but I believe it to have by far the best combat and the best fashion of the series.

The accident was caused by both vehicles trying to occupy the same space at the same time.

This right here is what Chip Kelly was trying to avoid.

I hope Adam is a cash tip on the table kind of guy because 4 cents is ridiculous.

As a jalop, I love that Red Bull proved even a 10 ton truck can have wings.

So...a C-class?

Mark Wahlberg [smile grows across face]: “They’re messing with the wrong freakin’ city, eh?”

Ok, normally these are good for a laugh.

If you keep getting arrogant , karma keep coming to you.

Jokes on you. I really don’t mind the prius as a daily and the TRD is neat.

Strowman vows Nicholas and he will return as a tag team when he’s finished with school, so there’s already a match on the docket for 2029 or so.

Bring back the Blackwood. The word’s changed! $100K+ trucks are OK and for some reason desired!