Minecraft is still a thing?

I’ve played my fair share of Dark Souls, Dark Souls 2, and Dark Souls 3. This is the first I’m hearing of hitbox porn. Maybe I’m just not ‘with it’ anymore.

I haven’t played TF2 since it went F2P so this is news to me...sort of...not really.

5th: As a Subaru salesman, it sucks looking a lot full of Legacys and not a single Outback to be seen despite the fact they are made in the same Indiana plant.

Black and White is still one of my favorite games. I’ll still never get my cow to stop eating his own poop. Or stop pooping on villager’s homes. Or STOP FUCKING CREATING DISCIPLE BREEDERS I HAVE ENOUGH FUCKING PEOPLE JESUS CHRIST FUCK ME!!!!!

So Bejeweled Clones are now called Candy Crush Clones. King has won. Evil has triumphed over good.

OUTCOME THREE: You sell it, pocket the cash only to buy it again 15 years later as a rusted out rolling chassis from craigslist. Then go on to spend $20-25 thousand to restore it. Finally you relive your glory days only to find out that the 2005 WRX wasn’t all that great to begin with. If only you had a 2007...

Also forgot “Direct Exhaust Injection”

“Got my girlfriend to model for my car.”

Can I configure one without recalls? What’s that? No? Okay then.