For the better part of the last thirty years all media conversation about Bruce Jenner has been about how he’s weird and creepy. Now all media conversation about Caitlyn Jenner is about how she looks.

At least lawn gnomes are silent & help find the best prices on hotels & air fare

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Nice to meet you. I thought I was the only person in America who did not know/care about the Gilmore Girls.

I love you Nicki.

I bet Eva Mendes is pretty upset right now.

no but seriously yikes.

i just got scared for a second that it was lunch time

Life can be terrible sometimes. I hope this little guy can give you a smile.

So since April 21st, I lost my dream job, had to move back in with my parents, grandfather died, dog I’ve had since 8th grade had to be put down and I’ve now got 3 part time jobs. Tomorrow is my day off for the week and I have to go to a wake for another person I know who died.

Her husband makes her keep that style.

I think is has something to do with that sad deflated DJ Tanner hair all the Duggar ladies sport. Once you have that hair, you have lost forever, trapped in a late 80s sitcom where your husband is always right and the sad music comes right on cue.

To get a good haircut, you have to encounter gay people.

I don’t know. In the real world I know mean comments from people hurt. Have you never had a job where you had to take shit from people all the damn time? It’s draining. That’s why I wouldn’t want to attack people like that.

OK, look. So I know it’s unseemly to gloat about something like this, but I FUCKING CALLED THIS when he was named Speaker of the House in 1999. I told my then boyfriend/now husband that I thought he looked like a child molester back then and he was so offended that I would say something like that about a loyal public…

Anybody else remember how outspoken this shitbag was about insisting Bill Clinton get impeached for his sexual misconduct? Anybody also remember how homophobic Speaker Hastert was? Anybody further remember how he was a staunch member of the Christian Coalition that crammed “family values” down our throats? Good times.…