Hey Jezzies, I’ve been a regular reader/SNS lurker for the past 5 years but this is my first time posting.

Nobody expects the surprise dude.

Do any Jezzies care to share their tales of recovering from gaslighting? I could use the support.

River otter. No question. ALL THEY DO IS FROLIC TOGETHER.

Random question Jezzies: If you could be any animal, what would you pick?

Book: Johnny Got His Gun—the story of one of the worst casualties of WWI. Read this for the first time in the middle of GWB’s first term while the war hysteria was getting whooped up (and being of age for a military draft).

You all sound like some suckers, that turtle is fucking rad.

It is mutual.

The turtle was the scariest, in terms of the unexpected ferocity. However, your desire for extinction is totally misplaced, and I am glad this animal exists. Just stay clear.

Seriously, fuck that guy.

That Hippo is going murder that guy the first chance he gets.

Can you please post more gifs of small cats eating watermelon? That is honestly what I needed today.

9. Small Cats.

Should we talk about that pig eating his watermelon on wall-to-wall carpeting in somebody’s home? Also, I hate the hippos’ handler.

Classic for a damn good reason.

I don’t know who this person is but this is some Halston 70’s glamour perfection right here

I am basic with clothes - nothing “fashion-y” or super stylish. Very J.Jill/GAP/Lands End. Always have been. My wedding dress had eighteen or twenty layers of tulle with ribbon roses on it starting at the waist. It was, essentially, a white bath puff on the bottom. I loved it with all my heart. It was so much…

Okay but like how mad would everyone be if I started wearing a metallic detail a la flash tattoos on my forehead.

I like looking at my friends’ vacation pictures just as much as I like posting mine. I think you have to be a very bitter, jealous person if it bothers you to see your friends having fun abroad. Same with relationship pics. Be happy for your friends!