Wait, you mean everyone has a body right? Not everyone has legs? Because I assure you that isn’t the case-even in this comment thread.

Oh thank you!

Interestingly, I read that green nails were a trend in France in the 1890’s among the demi-monde courtesans (not homemade nail polish- professionally bottled) so it’s not impossible. ETA punctuation

Dude, Alice Roosevelt wore one in Alice Blue. Sidebar: Alice Roosevelt also had a cushion embroidered that said “If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me”. Look at her Badass expression! It will fortify your resolve.

Thank you and I think you meant to reply to Anna Merlan, I just want to make sure she sees this.

He made it so easy for me. No this isn’t photoshopped.

Excellent! Thank you.

Anna, do you or Jezebel have any plans to reach out to Kevin Donovan or the Toronto Star to attempt to get a comment/interview about this?

Thank you for this comment.

OMG, is he, is he, NOMMING ON HIS OWN TAIL!

WHAT THE FUCK WAS WRONG WITH YOUR MOTHER. If my child related a story of me HIDING IN THE WOODS from strange men in a vehicle I would have LOST MY SHIT.

Yes. This is is SO IMPORTANT. My dad was like that, and it was HUGE.

Oh well done.

That teacher should be in jail.

Well, your screen name is rad.

Wish I could star this more than once. You are a good mother.