And then the murders began.

The book is excellent. I'm very excited for this.

Don't forget the Pulitzer. You're almost as close to your PEGOT as your EGOT!

Look, we're a little slow here. We only just learned that you can watch things "ironically" and we're trying to figure it out.

His was the only season of American Idol I actually watched. All the girls from my floor in college used to gather in a room to watch, until we got weirdly divisive and it turned into a blue state/red state thing.

Or The Rocketeer!

Tom Bennett in Love and Friendship is so charming. It's absolutely one of my favorite performances of the year, and I say this as someone who usually hates awkward/cringe humor. He's just so much fun.

Or a death chart data collector!

That line actually worked for me because the audience already knew it wasn't going to work out between them.

That scene was absolutely gorgeous. I loved every bit of it.

You are what you pretend to be.

That's because it was a picture of his mother in law, which he did not know was going to happen.

Joseph Alberic Twisleton-Wykeham-Fiennes and Ralph Nathaniel Twisleton-Wykeham-Fiennes would like a word with you.

That's what I love about these McConaughey jokes, man. They get older, I stay the same age.

Well, alright (alright alright)

$10 sponsors a kid for a week.
$200 sponsors a kid for a whole month.

Pop culture is all well and good but hell yes, the Russian Five!

He looks just like my uncle in that movie and it makes me uncomfortable.

If more than one house wants the kid, the kid gets to choose.

Her expression as Ramsay spoke was a thing of beauty.