And those boneheaded decisions have real, lasting consequences.

I know you're eager to get the story going, The Magicians, but take a breath! Everything felt so rushed in the pilot. It was better in the second episode, but still.

Really, Neo of Sporin could've just headed over to the Enchanted Forest and he'd be all set.

NO

Also, make season three happen.

I knew it was a long shot but I really really really wanted the leader of the dwarves to be Simon Pegg.

I think we're absolutely meant to jump to the idea that Wes is Annalise's biological son after that conversation, which is what makes me think he isn't and that it's some other connection.

As soon as the camera cut to him outside his apartment I was going no no no no no no no NO NO NO NONO NONONO

Everyone give it up for America's favorite fighting Frenchman!

I do not understand how the headline for this story is not, "California high school bans Macklemore, students fight backlemore"

I don't know if it was the first thing I ever saw him in, but it was the first thing I remembered him from. He seems to have a thing for uneven stories that still pull really strong performances (my other big point of reference for him being Bloodline). I know it was kind of an overlong mess, but I really liked The…

The Emmys did, though.

Yeah, it was definitely a show to watch for the acting more than the story.

I definitely thought they were real, especially when the movie drops references to Australia and Spain.

"Not for … those with phobias of having body parts forcibly glued together." Well hell I didn't fit into that category until I read that sentence.

You missed it. He was convicted back in May.

I was *so angry* at Theo watching the episode last night, which has got to be worth something since up to this point (parent scene notwithstanding) I usually just make a joke when he's onscreen.

I still watch this show, but every week I feel like I have less and less to say about it. I don't mind the mysteries, and this show has dragged them out before (what is Lydia?) but the longer they go, the less I care. What is Parrish? It doesn't even matter anymore.

Nobody asked about your Saturday night, Dal.

God I'm going to miss Shayla. I was honestly cheering for her and Elliott. Everything is terrible.