I haven't really watched American Horror Story, but unless they can outcreep the end of "Pick a Number" …

I jumped a little when Jackie appeared, I won't lie.

I didn't watch this show in the first season and haven't ever gone back to catch up. Were those scenes from tonight all in the pilot or first few episodes, or were they filmed new tonight?

Facebook has been telling me this trending news all weekend. I live nowhere near the Bay Area. I could not care less what Bay Area radio stations play, but I couldn't complain about it on Facebook without contributing to the trending problem.

Isn't he dead though? Will shot him outside of Alana's house.

The lawyer is a great addition to this show. He's a whole different kind of slimy than Chilton or Lounds. I approve.

Once Will identified the killings as different than the ones he is charged with, I think we were supposed to realize it wasn't Hannibal. I'm excited for the twisted idea of a Will fanboy though, and I wonder if we've already seen the actor—didn't Will say something like, I felt like he was leaving the courtroom with…

I'm 3 for 3 on Final Jeopardy this week, and how excited this makes me is a sign of how boring my week has otherwise been.

The kanima venom in season two (and, you know, last night) made for some great horror moments.

If you enjoy broody posing young men, you could do a lot worse than this show.

When the figure started forming out of the gauze and everybody just stood around and watched in horror I started shouting "What are you waiting for?! Set it on fire! Do something!"

Tarla Circle-Sing

I understand how ridiculous it is to go from that statement to watching Hannibal, but here we are.

I was seriously unsettled by that first attack. I almost stopped watching the episode altogether.

You're still a lot closer to your history classes as a senior in high school than as a 35 year old, or whatever other random demographic.

Has anyone ever seen Mean Creek? It is a very well done movie, and Ryan Kelley, aka Deputy Green Eyes, was in it! I definitely did not recognize him before, but caught his name in the credits this week and it clicked.

Resurrected in an act of saving their parents, too. Not like some dumb teens goofing around with incantations they don't take seriously and accidentally awakening some ancient monster like in a Syfy movie.

He and Adele Dazeem would get along well.

I agree this was better than last season's flashback. Is this going to be a regular thing now? Eh. Still, I'd rather understand the history of the demon villain of the season than get to the root of more of Derek's pain.

I was SO RELIEVED to hear that he wasn't actually sick, oh man.