I read the first half of the first sentence and had to stop.  I don't want to know yet!

@avclub-7508bb66841eb40ae73300b599b2b7a3:disqus  Fair enough, I didn't notice that detail.  And it's fine, I should've been clearer in what I was going for.  Still not my thing (though I can see, especially in season one, where it comes from) but hey, if its popularity keeps people watching the show and thus keeps the…

Ten years ago came within show universe, not ten years ago from the real world, so still 25.  But honestly, I was just making a joke.  Keep doing your thing.

I don't think timelines have ever been this show's strong suit.

Oh I know.  And I don't expect a single thing to change; I just don't like adult/teenager relationships regardless of the fandom.

Yeah, I didn't actually think it would make any difference.

Fair enough.

What rhymes with hug me?

Isaac's probably in.  That dance scene with him and Jackson and Erica was hot.

Sheriff still wears his wedding ring.  He might not even date.  Mama McCall will have to help him ~heal.

Scott can get in on it too.  Fewer love triangles, more threesomes!

I think we finally got a timeline in this episode, right?

Yeah I'm not averse to those two together like I thought I'd be post her stabbing him a lot.  It probably isn't because their actors are each a good ten years older than the characters they play (and both are older than Tyler Hoechlin!) but it might be.

I was pretty indifferent to her before this season.  Now she's great.  And Crystal Reed is SO PRETTY.

I'm pretty sure she got so caught up in virgin killing that she got way behind in lesson planning so she had to make her way back to school at an obnoxious hour.

I think it's actually "Lunar Ellipse" which makes me think we'll get a cliffhanger.

"I know what color your eyes are, Derek."

Dramatic Stiles moments are never disappointing.

Congratulations John Teti, whose name I have been mispronouncing in my head all this time!

I thought she was always going to kill Sirius. Mr Weasley would've died earlier with the snake attack, I think?  But she decided she didn't want to kill off the only decent father in the whole series.