It honestly really confused me. When I worked at a high end restaurant kids would either eat off their parents plates (if they were really tiny), order their own meal (of course I could make it a half portion), or ask for chicken fingers.

It was very kind of it to come out just as I had to write a long term paper analyzing how a work of fiction relates to the theories in The Hero with a Thousand Faces. 17 year old me was very happy to find his chosen method of a brief distraction during midterms was obviously framed with the monomyth (literally! He…

My favorite are the ones that are like "what's next black daleks? daleks with high heels?". I'm sure it says something when an intolerant white man looks at a trash can with a toilet plunger glued to it whose favorite phrase is a robotic "Exterminate!" and goes 'yep, that's a white man alright'. I have no idea what,…

According to a promo image I saw, Max is supposed to be "kinda in love with" Ethan. I did not get that at all from the actual show. I guess because Ethan is supposed to be the protagonist and Max is gay, Max must be in love with Ethan. But he mostly just comes off as terrible at being an agent.

Marianne never makes any sense to the show. She's just there to be the "Phoebe" of the group. I honestly think the pitch for this show was "Friends, but the characters hate each other. Also they went to Harvard, like I did."

Hot Take: Bill Clinton's Telecommunications Act is directly responsible for the state of affairs we're in now.

He's kind of whiffing everything for me. I can't understand why two beautiful, sexy, successful women are both in love with an neurotic idiot liar. I think the problem is he's playing it much bigger than anyone else. The performance could work if everyone else was matching him or had a foil to bounce off (or, let's be…

They were also lepers who just happened to look like pirates.

And he ate the vaccine. He didn't even have time to digest it.

Alcohol distributors are the fucking worst. Although I'm confused why they'd purposefully cock up this deal. You were handed a whole new industry with a built in customer base who are used to paying exorbitant prices for a good that's cheap to produce and given a year and a half before opening it up to competition and…

Don't forget Anne Heche popping up to deliver backstory and some clues for when the movie briefly becomes a murder mystery before going back to "ehh, just hook the teens to death already."

Lucian Piane in particular managed to thoroughly destroy his career and then salt the earth so that no new career could grow from the ashes. Granted, he was always a douche and his talent was questionable, but he does seem to have serious mental issues and a social media implosion just has to make recovery that much…

I'm inclined to believe that forbidding words gives them the power to hurt others (with an assist from society teaching people to be hurt by certain words). You can't be hurt by a word in a vacuum. That being said, I'd like off this hill before I die on it.

Probst could just not recover after a Survivor producer leaked that incriminating footage to the media. Just a half hour supercut of him saying the n-word.

We're not that stupid. We'll elect Ivanka.

Where there's a will, there's a bunch of curved arrow stickers.

"This is so dumb, he's not even likely going to run"

He will obviously run as The People's Party.

That's what I'm thinking. The presidency (and more or less all politics) has become the highest rated reality show and News Channels are just glorified "after shows". We can either live in denial about it and try to change society/educate people/teach different values etc, but that will take at least a generation…

We'll all be reading russian literature and never smiling again soon enough.