Nothing will top the meaningless bullet time "swoop in a circle" effects that were featured in House of the Dead. That move has many, many egregious offenses, but the fact Uwe found it necessary to keep stopping the big fight scene to show the characters standing frozen in time on an empty sound stage while the camera…

I've said it before, but I went into Cabin mostly blind, knowing only that Joss Whedon was doing a horror movie. Me and my friend were so delighted we were nudging each other and dying from laughter and excitement. The "release button" climax nearly killed us, and I may have stood and cheered.

The Shining. One of the few movies (watched during a lengthy horror movie obsessed phase) that I had to pause and play with my puppy for a bit until my heartbeat reached safe levels. I may have just freaked the fuck out if I saw it in a theater without knowing any of the shit in store for me (when I watched it I knew…

Eh, be thankful you won't be driven insane by waiting months (wondering if you'll be able to see it at all) for the second part of "Graduation Day".

Shhh, the sociologists can hear you.

And Bernie Brewer is a fat man in lederhosen who celebrates by drowning himself in a giant pool of beer.

I can't believe I have to explain this to you, but when a Mommy and a Daddy love each other very much, the Daddy will pull a gimp mask over his face and blindfold mommy before he fits her with a strap-on. Then Daddy's friend Steve will come over and… you know what, I'll just send you a pamphlet.

Oh the fine people at Breitbart gave her all the attention. Literally every article was about her, or someone reacting to her, or just kinda looked like her or had similar sounding names (even Ken Jennings was prominently involved for some reason). Of course they've since pivoted to "Libtards think we can't control…

Any word yet on what they're going to be, you know, singing? Lesser known ABBA songs with a healthy amount of reprises from the first one?

Maybe it's just a marketing ploy. They announce it's cancelled, the fans get pissed and make a scene, more people hear about the show and start watching it, the numbers go through the roof. Then, at the end of Pride Month, they announce they're producing a 3 hour film to wrap up the story and we'll regard it as a…

That tech guy is a genius! We can sell all manner of fermented whatever the hell, flavor it with what we have lying around, and market it as a hip new beverage!

"Colossal". I couldn't remember which letter to double.

I… but… *sigh*. WI is not having its proudest year.

Shame him? Never! Hold the bay boy, touch the bat boy, bring him to the light. Love the bat boy, save the bat boy. Make it turn out all right.

Yeah, that's basically what I decided. His own guilt and the pressure of owning a business got to him. It sucks and I hope he gets better at dealing with it, but I can't work in a place with that kind of toxicity beneath the surface (too many anxiety issues as is.)

Well, believing stuff in the Daily Mail is like believing in Bat Boy. It's a gossip tabloid meant for "entertainment" purposes.

Well now I feel old.

I had a weird and dramatic exit from one of my jobs (the main one unfortunately). Quick background: I helped a local jazz musician open his own bar/live music performance space back in December. I was given the keys to the place to open and close the place, I trained staff, and typically worked by myself (bartended,…

I've always used it to mean leaving (usually a social function) as quietly as possible hopefully without being noticed. I could see how it could be stretched to include cutting yourself out from someone's life (although it seems to remove the 'without being noticed' part.)

Not gonna lie, one of my favorite lines from the show. Maybe because working in a hotel for the affluent meant I ran into a lot of very sexy baby women.