Wait, people buy Pringles and then eat them?!?!
….my god

"Our secret cheese is Velveeta"
*slaps* NO!

I've said it before and I'll say it again, Pain and Gain was a horror to sit through and felt at least 4 hours long. I really regretted not leaving like 70% of the audience did (there were only a dozen or so people to begin with, but still.)

Then I could sort of understand trying to make a public appeal before the formal appeals board meets.

Can you appeal the rating more than once, assuming the same cut of the film is used?

I thought one of the bigger criticisms against the MPAA is that there aren't clearly established, hard-and-fast rules and are notoriously harsher on anything dealing with LBGTQ.

Is there something from the MaddAddam trilogy to tide you over?

I met a guy who owned an artisanal, hand-crafted, cocktail ice company called "Just Ice." (website icecoldjustice.com, because sure.)

To be fair, this will be the third time Dwayne Johnson has been credited as hosting SNL. Although a mysterious person known as "The Rock" has hosted twice. Now that I think about it, I've never seen them in the same room together. Eh, but Dwayne Johnson wears a shirt and pants and The Rock does not, so they must be…

Oh sure, next they'll be demanding elected officials give up their corporate interests just because of some light war time profiteering.

I've played games where we spent a good deal of the time arguing over the rules. In general the way we play now is random lottery to decide order and yes, generally the last person gets the best gift.

Was that a challenge, because I would grind on that slab of ginger beef until he was hamburger. I'm starting to think my flirting skills are why I'm single.

Once it gets cold Hot Toddies come into play as well. It's the go to when someone gets sick.

I didn't even know they arrested for drunk driving in rural Wisconsin. I assumed they just make the drunk park his car and ride Mabel the safety cow home.

I had an ancient man (I'm guessing 85 minimum) drink rail scotch and diet mountain dew for hours at my bar once. The smell of that drink was indescribable.

And lord knows there's no Chinese people in Hollywood you can hire. something something Emma Stone.

And then there's having someone in brown face snort that line.

I live over a taxi dispatch company and often see drivers hop from their taxi to their personal car…which has uber and lyft stickers on it. It must be jarring to have to give quick/professional service, because they were absolutely horrendous the few times I tried to use the taxi service.

How do her bodyguards, hangers on, sequined gowns, and wig suitcases fit in an Uber?

Yeah, luckily I was moved into a "working" dorm which means I did 8 hours of labor a day and in exchange I got special privileges, one of which was unlimited access to fresh fruit and milk. I had a lot of meals that consisted solely of fruit and milk, which considering they had flavor, was a vast improvement.