See, I like the shape because I can always find it easily in the bottom of my purse.

Almost everyone I know uses EOS and I’ve never experienced or heard of bad reactions or mold. The reactions are probably just an allergy to an ingredient. That’s not really EOS’s fault. The mold thing is odd. I don’t understand how that would happen.

My boss texts with abandon and no regard for autocorrect. I get a lot of “Canned you pick up lion’s den for the baby on a Saturday?”

Word problem:

Idea for App: Cher translator.

or like what about Hitler for that matter

What a catastrophe!

What harm comes from supplying people with birth control, condoms, Pap smears, and cancer screenings?

I hear the best way to win a legal custody battle is to bitch about it on twitter...

An entirely reasonable comparison that any reasonable person would draw.

It also helps that she is just so damn good in the film. Daisy Ridley pulls off the typical Star Wars angsty struggle with the Force without coming off as whiny, something never accomplished in the prequels.

I want them to wear matching outfits but only if they pick one of these two options:

I totally get that. Some of the criticism I’ve seen of the show are so....odd. This is a Ryan Murphy show about sorority murders. What are you expecting? Shakespeare? Just enjoy the show and its craziness for what it is, or don’t bother watching.

I have zero shame about how much I loved this show. Beginning to end. They had me from the start and kept me for good as soon as I saw the Dickie Dollar Scholars roid rage set to Backstreet Boys to avenge their brother poor Dead Gay Boone and then one of them got both arms cut off straight out of Monty Python.

Planned Parenthood has prevented more abortions by providing birth control and women’s healthcare than any jackass right wing group ever has. Fuck those jerks.

I had no idea there were so many people capable of blowing so many gaskets over fucking Love Actually. Is it the best movie ever made? Not by a long shot. It's the cinematic equivalent of boxed mac & cheese. And yet a quick scan of the comments shows that people have aneurysms over it. "How did Colin Firth learn…

Long-time lurker, first-time commenting. I have wanted to create an account for a while but could not come up with a good name. I laughed so hard that I cried and snorted. I am now and forever, cock-blocktopus.

I don't think anyone intended to make a deep and knowing drama about love when they made this movie. I am sorry it made you so ragey.