Yup.

I hate everything, but today I <3 you!

Jamies is an innocent black man? Right. The tooth fairy is real and not The Rock.

This.

Your point is lost the second you post a stadium with blindingly yellow seats. Also, Pittsburgh sucks.

Conductive? Are we making bad electricity jokes, or did you mean conducive?

That convention center is heinous. The current one, though small, is far more attractive. Also, what do you do about Comicon? I didn’t finish the article, so I don’t know if this is in the article.

Or “pro-birth”.

And their kids are seriously fucked up!

An abortion is akin to a tattoo, maybe? I don't regret any of mine, and I don't regret my abortion. Nope, bad analogy on my part.

Word. When we’re competing with China to be the world’s worst at something (jailing citizens), someone needs to take a long, hard look in a mirror

People are lazy and would rather be happy, ignorant, and uninformed. That's why I hate people. Oh, and they complain about something they could've prevented in the first place if they weren't lazy and stupid. Because they didn't vote.

There's also a good chance he was overprescribed opiates. He was a TINY man. An accidental overdose is very likely in that event.

Fuck that. Schilling is the worst kind of scum and deserves scorn, not pity.

AOII. Not AOPi. You should know better. They made that mandate in the ‘90s.

Everyone sucks! Religion sucks! BYU sucks! Women: we’re more than 1/2 of the country’s population. We need to unite and take down all these sexist and antiquated conventions. Up with women!!

Soldiers don’t molest children! They’re perfect angels who protect our country. 9/11!

Doubt it. Most members of congress are vets.

Yep. The military is hard on sexual assault: jailing women for adultery. That’ll show them not to be victims!

Wow. You're really stupid. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_Lud…