co-owner Steve Crane warned him: “Don’t even think about messing with the waitresses—they’ve been through hell with Mario.”

“I’m pretty sure Jay Z has 99 problems, and a Zimmerman ain’t one.”

And shocking no one, the Pats fan pretends to be the victim.

No soy fiesta, I’m a Pats fan and that was bullshit on Gronk’s part, that wasn’t unnecessary roughness, that was an attempt to injure.

Of course. A missed defensive holding call is beyond the pale and completely deserving of an unexpected decapitation attempt that forces the db from the game.

Wonder how Pats fans are gonna twist this one....

Proud fiancee of a big girl. She does indeed have the sauce. Changed my whole life, made me a better man, AND I can crush a 10 piece from Popeye’s with her? Shit man, I have to spend the rest of my life with her. I’d be dumb not to.

Thanks to mom to, for that one year she decided not to go to in laws, but instead do her own, cook it all, and blow away all previous thanksgiving meals.

I had a cousin who dated this big-booty-woke-PAWG from Baltimore who knew when to stand up for herself and when to shut the hell up. Her name? Desiree.

I’ll post it again, because this man is such a lazy, idiotic slob it’s unreal. I miss dignity in the White House.

And since the kids were never arrested or put in jail in the first place, Lavar Ball was correct when he said that Trump didn’t do anything, well other than incert himself in as ‘savior’, when in fact he never did anything to begin with, oh, other than LIE about doing something.

Beyonce’s team tried to have unflattering images literally removed from the internet. She gives all these fucks people always talk up.

I want a separate site dedicated entirely to old people crime.  

The only thing I dislike more than a liar is someone who offers up unasked for lies!

She sounds like my sanctified Grandmother after she got a little Henny in her system and didn’t let the Lord handle it

I picture her kids getting that call.

She sounds like my sanctified Grandmother after she got a little Henny in her system and didn’t let the Lord handle it. Don’t mess with older Black women and their money, they will shot everyone dead ass dead.

C’mon man, let’s allow the voters of Alabama to make their decision.

Anyone who supports Pete Rose and also invokes the character clause is kindly invited to fuck right off. I have no dog in this fight, but I super-despise this kind of intellectual disconnect.

You missed the amazingly old grandmother/ great grandmother who everyone gets everything for and usually drinks a few glasses of a drink you’ve *never* heard of before.