He has people skills! He’s good at dealing with people! Can’t you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?!

He once worked for the Jets. He had any competence surgically removed to do so.

Well, he’s more on the business side... wait, he never ran a business. Uhh... well, for legal questions... wait, he doesn’t have a law degree. Umm... well, you see...

Fair enough then, let’s talk more about a certain guy with career completion percent lower than 60. Despite the fact that commentators and analysts trip over their dicks to fawn over him and convince themselves that he’s a top-10 guy, the numbers tell us that Andrew Luck can’t throw. Or is it that Kaepernick can? I…

He took his team to the fucking Superbowl, and almost fucking won it. But, sure, NYT dumb-ass, tell me that he sucks.

Matthew Stafford: Age 29, career QB rating 86.8, 0-3 playoff record, highest paid player in league.

I’ve heard people make this “Kaep just isn’t good” argument before. The guy is big, fast, and has an arm like a laser cannon. Remember that rainy game where he hung like 11521512 points on the Pats? He completed a deep pass that basically stayed at the same elevation for like 50 yards before slamming into the…

Boy, the Times has been just filling its columns with heaping helpings of bullshit this week.

who in the hell commits suicide with broken limbs?

Sounds very similar to our family experience. An in-law (age 19ish/20ish) pulled over in a sundown town in Jefferson County, Alabama during the early 90s. Arrested for speeding. Either the same night of that morning he was hanging in his cell with broken leg(s) and arm(s). Ruling....

Jim “Mattress Mack” McIngvale, a true gentleman and furniture store owner in Houston (who has a history of community outreach and community service) didn’t require the city of Houston to ask that his humongous store be used as a shelter. He opened his doors swiftly and without conditions. Literally allowing people who…

Can’t believe you forgot the ladies of Living Single (Khadijah, Synclaire, Regine, Max), who were their contemporaries at the time for sisterhood goals.

Tisha and Tichina are two brilliantly funny women who, thankfully, have continued to work, but deserve MUCH bigger careers. Same for the Living Single ladies. And Regina Hall.  

“...she paid a very steep price for something she readily admitted...” after failing a drug test because she and her team, uh, failed to click a link that would have told her that the drug was banned? Listen, I’m actually high right now, so I don’t want to get all holier-than-thou, but she readily admitted using…

Been in the military 25 years and those of us with a functioning brain know this has nothing to do with us or the flag or whatever other patriotic bullshit you can yank out your ass and plaster on your pick up. If you disagree with Kap, Jenkins and now Long and others (Megan) you either don’t understand why they’re…

Donald Trump: Less competent than the fucking Eagles.

When that last snake fell into the cravass, I did a little fist pump in the office. That was AWESOME!

The jump the iguana makes at 1:58 - I want a gif of that and the next 3 seconds of the snake falling down in the hole with a caption saying something like - “No arms b*tch!”

that snake probably wouldnt be so hungry if it could fuckin see

Sitting in work actually muttering to myself, “Go, motherf*cker. GO!”