Virtually everything you own came from a corporation and their little designers. You have cheap shyte thanks to them. And what asshole doesn’t want to make money anyways? Just sit back and enjoy the capitalism, and spare us your trite nonsense.

Owned an 86. This is the truth.

No CHMSL, tis an 85.

Software engineer with bike here ... I ride an RSV4, tour with it and even take it camping, it’s never been to a coffee shop.

I never speed, and these people have nicer things than me, therefore must be assholes.

The 370 already is fairly basic.

Few enthusiasts that clamor for manual cars actually buy them new. Manufacturers don’t care what juvenile and trite snark they post in the Jalopnik comment section.

Getting car jacked AND murdered is how Detroit’s done if for years. Theft just isnt’t good enough for some filthy animals.

Jalopnik is the Huff Po of auto blogs.