I always hear goobers saying “the casinos will buy up tickets and give them to patrons”. Not a chance, the Casinos don’t want you to ever leave the Casino building, which is why they build them as huge interconnected structures.

Bonus if the two languages are speaking English and “in tongues”

I bid two goats and an acre of farmland of a goodly soil.

But can I talk about race with other white people? Like can I try to explain to my white, ignorant friends how disproportionate the numbers are of black unarmed people getting killed vs. white unarmed people by cops? Or am I just supposed to shut up completely about race?

Ooh, the oppression Olympics. I’m sure this will be a useful discussion.

For all the hate, vitriol, subtle and overt racism that was aimed at this man over the last eight years, did he not handle it with uncommon grace and dignity? I never asked President Obama to be a perfect President, such a thing is an impossibility. But he played the long game, never panicked, never showed fluster,…

I quit drinking about a year ago and have found that my desire to be around more than a few people at a time in a social setting went out the door with the booze. If I find myself in any kind of party setting, I just smoke a bunch of weed and make friends with the dog. Drunk people are the worst.

The WSJ article mentioned the night skates in the weight-vest, but what it doesn’t say is that until recently Jagr would do those skates after playing a full game.

Please do elaborate on my interests? Because Income inequality isn’t fixing racism and the supposition that it will is ignorant as all hell. Like it’s literally infuriating. As is the fact that Sanders voted for the same crime bill that they like to throw in HRC’s face. I’m old enough to remember the crack epidemic…

I’m black and voting for Hillary. #SorrynotSorry. I don’t find this condescending at all. Why don’t you get in government IS the right answer. I’m so tired of all these whiny people running around complaining all the politicians are in someone’s pocket or are “UNAUTHENTIC” . GO BE A POLITICIAN Then. That’s an…

Gotta get right with the Reich.

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Can we please call him by his real name?

This is the kind of question that I'll probably never be able to answer.

The other day I got a hand gun to protect my kids, you know? And I’m really happy because it is SO important for them to be safe.

My parents did not teach me to beat people up for crying out loud. They and my judo instructors taught me physical confidence and self-defense. I’ve never struck a person in my life besides a stranger who grabbed me by the throat while I was walking alone, dragged me into the bushes and raped me. There is absolutely…

And as we’ve seen over and over in so many woman-centric arenas—sexual assault prevention foremost among them—the impulse to protect is very different from the impulse to ensure equity, and the two things, worked out in practice, are often exactly at odds.

Counterpoint: this is awesome

Bernie Sanders has a plan to outlaw all period pain if you dum bitchez would just LISTEN!!11!

I liked the part about walking everywhere.