Hollywood could not have written a better ending.

You cynical fucks can go fuck yourselves, 60 points on 50 shots is literally the perfect ending to Kobe’s career.

It’s exhausting being outraged all the time, and constantly letting perfect be the enemy of good.

Omg I remember secretly watching this in my bedroom when I was 9

Baby blue and teal are really awful colors.

Just build a giant net over the country and make the mosquitoes pay for it. Problem solved.

If Harper is looking to pay homage to the Nationals 2015 season, I think I know what it is...

She probably would spend the whole time telling you how high she was, like great Taylor good for you, now shut the fuck up and watch planet earth like the rest of us

Call him a “kid” all you want, but the young man has learned the game thanks to a parent who surrounded him with some of the best players in the country. That’s why I’m so excited about Louisiana Tech’s new baseball manager, Drake LaRoche.

JFC. Democrats are being handed this election to them on a silver fucking platter, and they want to set it on fire. Support your candidate, don’t denigrate the other, and whoever wins the nod, vote -D. It’s really not that fucking hard.

It’s a better idea to list real pros and cons of both candidates then the bs you posted. But then, you aren’t looking for dialog, just pushing opinion.

Mouthing “bang” while looking unimpressed is also how my son was conceived

Actually it was Chin Chin

There are many stories I hoped would be covered on Jezebel. But yet here is another pointless Kardashian piece.

If you think that’s bad, check out the Len Bias shirts they sell:

What? Lots of cigar stores have wooden statues out front.

Also:

Big fan of yours Drew. You’re the main reason I visit deadspin.

Very much on board with this STRONG take. Madeleine you’ve made a fan for life.

Have you considered cup stacking?