Hey Bobby, where do watermelons go in the summer? Answer: John Cougar’s Meloncamp. Carry on.

Clipping coupons is tedious and time-consuming if you’re out to save any appreciable amount of money. I’d never dream of trying to force my spouse into doing it unless it was already one of his hobbies. If clipping coupons is so important to you, why don’t you do it yourself and give the coupons to her? (Assuming…

Yeah, but nobody thinks that they’re “rich rich.”

Doesn’t really sound like a “money is strange” situation. Sounds more like a “you grew up quite rich, and around really rich people” situation.

I’m super fed up with facts not mattering. That everyone deserves their own opinion even when it’s counter to reality. All you have to do is google what you want to know, there’s a crack-pot for every lid. Experts are denigrated for being ‘elite’ instead of being appreciated for their knowledge and hard work.

Right? Oh, am I an intellectual elitist because I like facts? Well, so be it then.

But liberals are smug and condescending when they point out these people are idiotic fucknuts.

But don’t pray too hard...I announced on Facebook that my grandfather was in the hospital, battling cancer; so many people prayed for him that he got super strong and ended up destroying like half the hospital wing. It took 9 horse tranquilizers to bring him down, it was awful.

how do I feel, personally....

I’m low-key disgusted by all the cheating. Rory and Logan are gross.

True but don’t pity Richard. Man left his child in a steamer trunk while he went to Croatia!

So, I actually really liked it *because* of that (bear with me for a sec)— I may be giving too much credit to the author, but my interpretation is roughly as follows:

And it looks like one of those movies where I’m supposed to feel sorry for these ridiculously wealthy people whose biggest worry is who is going to take in their Audi to the dealer for routine maintenance and whether or not their bespoke chairs will be delivered in time for their next dinner party. BORING.