Chrissy Teigen honestly comes off as the most charming human being on earth with virtually every single tweet. To the point that I almost want to resent her for it, but I can’t because I really want to be her BFF.

Ugh. That fucking sucks. I’m sorry you had to deal with that.

So he spoke about himself in the third person?! That is simultaneously creepy and not at all surprising.

good. die slow, fucker.

It’ll star these guys.

What? This case IS about the crimes committed. You mean this article? Cause there wouldn’t be article in the first place if apparently “this guy’s wife” hadn’t spent a lot of time working on this case and helped the police. You can’t ignore the fact that the police had nothing for years and years then it comes out the…

Exactly. How hard is it to share a little credit with the dead woman who spent years working on the case?

Yesterday was the first time I heard about this killer and all that; but it seemed like HUGE news and I wanted to support McNamara even if she’s gone so I went and bought the book. This cop is making me want to kick him in the teeth.

Murder goes unsolved for 3o years.

When asked by reporters whether her work played any role in Wednesday’s arrest of Joseph James DeAngelo, Jones said, “That’s a question we’ve gotten from all over the world in the last 24 hours, and the answer is no.”

WTF. NO.

“I passed all of the lie detector tests.”

That doesn’t exactly negate the point of my comment. The fact that a beautiful young TV actress is one of the lead villains in this story is definitely a plus in the “let’s make a TV series” stakes. Sweet innocent victims and a deviant henchwoman/villainess? Something for everyone!

An opportunity to make a show depicting beautiful young women being degraded, brutalised, starved and generally treated creepily by an utter creep under the respectable veneer of “based on true events”? of course there’s going to be a TV series, was there ever any doubt?

That’s nice, Kim. Now put down the phone and come collect your husband.

This is the worst take I have ever read. You couldn’t be more wrong if you tried.

What in the holy blue bananas are you on about?