That is one of the most Chad-looking people I have ever seen.

It’s the other other Chad Johnson. Not football’s Chad Johnson. Or Jesus’ Chad Johnson. But, rather, random asshole from The Bachelor Chad Johnson.

Sort of reminiscent of his Andy Dwyer days... I liked him better back then!

I miss the Obamas so much.

He is truly wonderful. He was a part of a tragic horrific event, but instead of letting that moment take over his life, he is doing something about it. It reminds me of one of my favorite lines, from The Departed: “I don’t wanna be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me.”

God damn. This kid is doing work. I was happy hitting professional accomplishments before I ever expected too. This kid is out here changing the world before he can drink a beer.

You say you’re for reasonable gun reform. What are you doing about it? Because this kid has had a bigger impact on gun reform in the last few months than Congress has in the last few years.

Lol you mean the “lets not make it easy to kill people” brand? If that’s unsavory to you then maybe you should learn to remove human flesh from your diet.

They are terrified of him. And he doesn’t give a shit. I love it.

When I was in middle school my “best” “friend” handed out everyone invitations to her birthday party while we sat on the bleachers except me. This is my greatest sadness, but it is also my greatest strength because it enabled me to connect emotionally with Snooki in season 1, episode 1 of the critically-acclaimed…

that picture perfectly mirrored my face as I read this headline, the future truly is amazing

I’m betting she’s really in her 30s, kind of like that weird horror movie from a few years ago.

Okay but actually where are her parents? I might just be old and out of it (I mean, I definitely am), but this seems like in the realm of justifying involving CPS. It’s probably too late for the teenagers but can we send Lil Tay to live on a farm in Vermont with stern parental figures and no internet for a few years?

stars Elba as “a struggling DJ and eternal bachelor

Kelly + Ryan = 4eva

I understand that it doesn’t MATTER who the father of Mindy Kaling’s baby is but it also WOULDN’T SURPRISE ME if it were B.J.

After listening to the audio, and how chill she was during the whole landing, I was expecting her to put in a lunch order for her and the co-pilot.

Damn! No accounting for taste I guess :)

Better to be the “after” pic for clitoral cysts than the “before”.