...judge, judge, judge, judge, judge

Those lovely lady lumps. Check it out!

It was just a miscommunication. She said “speed bumps” and he heard “speed humps”... he was merely confused. Can’t be held responsible. This is fake news. /s

We have gun control.

I’m not ignorant. Our laws are a joke. Mass shootings aren’t a regular occurrence in Canada, Australia and Western European countries. This is undeniable fact. Period. The idea that this epidemic can’t be controlled with sensible, stricter gun laws (i.e., like actually enforcing background checks, like banning any…

Good god what a fucking moron

That’s hilarious. Wait, are you serious?

Not sure if serious or trolling...

Gun control. Let’s try that.

Thoughts and prayers were reported near the scene at 3:20 PM today.

Counterpoint: bichons are cuddly fluffballs of love.

Also, I’m absolutely shocked that having daughters of his own didn’t magically teach Mohamed not to sexually assault women. Isn’t that what daughters are for?

relax, satan

This little bit of mini reunion is allegedly happening because of the stuff that’s about to come out concerning Dan Schneider and his behind the scenes...situations.

I bet Vital Information with Lori Beth Denberg would hold up today.

The only contestants worse than those reiterating their readiness for marriage are those who also just know which fellow contestants aren’t ready. Like, “There’s no way that 22-year-old could possibly be ready, she’s not worldly and experienced like me, the savviest 25-year-old alive.”

Honestly, I liked her. I feel like she was enjoying the free trips, etc. I wasn’t a big Peter fan but at least he was interesting.

Well, my semi-boyfriend of eight years just broke up with me because he’s decided to marry his other girlfriend. So running off to a weed farm for a week is sounding pretty good right about now to be honest.

I’d imagine by making a salad and not owning a salad spinner.

I audibly gasped at the headline. She’ssuch a class act. Here’s hoping it’s in its early stages and she recovers quickly.