I’m dismissing you because: Oh Fuck Off. You don’t do yourself any favors with your “She just wears a lot of makeup” line as you are clearly seeing the same thing I was.

You got me, I actually had to google to be sure. Still a rough 50 though.

She looks a lot like Julia Ormond to me.

Well let me see why would Trump want to hire this 28 year old to be the WH Communications DIRECTOR. My mind reels with the reasons for this?!?!

Because you all deeply care about my lady-boner, I wish to announce that Liam Neeson can get it.

Neeson still has two upcoming revenge thrillers he’s already shot: “Hard Powder,” in which he plays a snowplow driver who faces off with drug dealers

The one where Ratchel Dratch is the little blue guy that Tracy sees when he takes meds before going on Conan.

Give me the gas leak episode with multiple Jacks and Michael Keaton.

Quick question: what’s your favorite 30 Rock episode? Mine is “Today you are a man”, hands down. Jack and Liz negotiating has me in stitches every time.

“...because that is my job as a social media influencer” is hereby the precise utterance that concludes my participation on Earth.

lol I had to sign that release! I was originally told to go on the pill when they were discussing putting me on Accutane and then my mom was all “Absolutely not. My daughter and I have an agreement that she will tell me when she’s ready to have sex (if it’s before she’s 18) and then she’ll go on BC. She’s not sexually…

I used to have pretty severe acne and I went on Accutane in high school to clear it up. I think there’s a more mellow version out there now because that stuff was scary in the side effects. My worst side effect was chapped lips so I was fine.

I was so moved by Crocker’s plea that to this day I still leave Britney alone.

Oh Sharon, why? Why Sharon!?!

I was surprised because he seems pretty woke/informed/smart on Bachelorette! I think he is still into Rachel and acting like an asshole bc he’s on the rebound.

oh honey. I’m sorry. We should just get cheated on and have our lives threatened and have the good graces to keep our mouths shut, right?

The fuck?

dude, i’ve seen your anti-woman trolling around here before. we’re not the bitter ones. guys like you are women-repellent, and you know it and it infuriates you—but not enough to actually try to be a better person, just enough to want to harass women on the internet.

I certainly wish, for this woman’s sake, that she was a woman who is ‘like this.’ If she had been nosey and snooped through his email five years ago or indeed, any time in the last five years, her whole life would be much better all around.