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true true! but (usually) even if you don’t care about dating them but it’s still agonizing not to get that text back from a potential bone-interest!

The spicy hot take we deserve, not the one we need.

Look, I know I’ve said this a number of times but if you’re having trouble with texting, sexing, and urges in general, DOWN. LOAD. A. DATING. APP. Give it a freaking whirl. You don’t have to meet up with anyone, let alone fuck a stranger! It’s just a great way to deal with the dwelling and redirect those texting

My daughter was 4 when her mother told me she had found somebody else and that we were over. We made custody arrangements that we stuck to as we waited out the mandatory 1 year separation, and neither one of us went the badmouthing route. Can’t speak for the ex, but I didn’t because I didn’t want to waste my time with

She has barely aged since The Mask... And Cameron Diaz circa The Mask is arguably the most objectively beautiful woman of the 20th century.

Not in the slightest. Remember, Pulse is named in honor of Poma’s brother who died of AIDS related complications. If anything, now it just honors not only John’s memory, but the memory of those who were killed because of hate. What better response than to get back on your feet and dance and love harder.

on or about her wedding day, if memory serves.

You know, I normally agree with that sentiment, but I did exactly that for my girlfriend a few weeks ago and she fucking LOVED it.

Did I know Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden were together? And MARRIED? What the damn hell?

I wish it was not this way, that we could put timely political stories in front of people without having to sell products that have the potential to undermine women and girls’ self esteem by making them feel less-than. But since this is the world we live in, I can’t even get mad about this.

It made her happy. I don’t care about your opinions on what I should be doing when that simple post meant that much to her.

God, you seem exhausting and miserable.

You know, I normally agree with that sentiment, but I did exactly that for my girlfriend a few weeks ago and she fucking LOVED it. Like, it made her day while she was stressed from work and having a low-key freakout. Maybe it’s situational

I completely forgot that Cameron Diaz was married to Benji Madden. And I’m pretty sure that an hour from now I’ll have forgotten again. I love weird celebrity pairings but especially when they’re not shoving it in my face every two damn seconds.

-Cameron Diaz looks amazing holy shit

Nooooooooooo!

The whole reason we know this incident happened is because someone working on the show was concerned that they were too intoxicated to be having sex. That’s the whole thing that launched the investigation and made them adopt the “2 drinks in an hour” policy. And yes, a person can absolutely be very intoxicated but

It doesn’t really matter why she was too impaired to consent, if she was too impaired to consent. Now, obviously she agrees Jackson would have had no reason to believe she was too impaired, so I’m not trying to make him out to be a predator. But that doesn’t negate the fact that she had sexual contact with someone

YES. All of this. I should always be learning and making changes. It’s not anyone else’s responsibility to teach me, so I need to make sure I’m open and listening, and taking it all in.

Maybe she mistook the drowsy eye, alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion?