Seriously the fact that you have to explain to actual adults says so much about America.

It's embarrassing to every adult that you're allowed to hawk your anti-contraception bullshit in public.

Bet your dad said the same thing.

Just because you really want something doesn't mean you're going to be good at it.

Condoms, you've perhaps heard of them?

Because this is Ms Coker trolling? I can't come up with any other reason, because no matter how you look at this it looks incredibly anti-feminist to suggest that abortion shouldn't be an option for women.

Actually lots of parents who never wanted kids turn out to be shitty parents.

*eye-rolling*

Max is offering a spa certificate to Jonathan Chait. Maybe you two can go halfsies and calm your life down.

I find it incredibly amusing that you open with a personal attack then follow up with a doubt that everything you intend is a personal attack. Is that the logic they taught you at College Park?

It's truly amazing the MVA allows you people behind your two ton death machines. Oh and a Long Term resident quip. It's like I've already got at least two on my BINGO card.

Not at the vast numbers that currently exist as tenured professors, among other reasons. That and queer theorists are usually bloviating assholes who make Nancy Grace sound demure.

Then you should know better but you don't. Can I assume you're just a whiner who we have to listen to talking about how much you love your home state of AR/MS/AL/NE etc but refuse to move the fuck back and give us some peace?

You lost the second you started with "queer theory". No thank you.

No one likes man boobs, we like pecs.

Kids: they're a choice. And you can just spread your purse out across three seats on transit. ;-)

Don't be ridiculous, this child didn't get past third grade.

It's not his fault your vagina is the size of Nebraska? /s

GET BACK TO MAKING MOVIES BASED ON COMIC BOOKS STARRING CHESTY WHITE GUYS!

Saudi Arabia only banned slavery in 1978 and still uses serfs masquerading as household employees but please, do white wash like a boss.