I’ve never wanted a USB drive so bad.

I hide all my deepest darkest secrets in my tampon. I know they’ll be safe from prying maneyes in there.

Firstly, the syntax/writing on this piece was very strange and not enjoyable at all.

Well for one the cheap wine people didn’t just write a goddamn novella telling you how wrong you are.

YOU CAN’T PUT A PRICE ON HAPPINESS, MADELEINE.

You know, if you’re going to look down on me and my $10/bottle Louis Jadot Beaujolais-Villages situation, I’m gonna laugh at you because I’m getting pleasantly wasted at a much better price point than you are. The LJB-V (aka “my house wine”) goes excellently with everything, up to and including my budget.

I think that you probably just did more to reinforce why people think 'snobby' wine people are insufferable, than you did to refute it.

Counterpoint: Drink whatever wine you like, don’t listen to people on the Internet.

Unholy Clots needs to be an all-female punk band name.

sure, when i do it, it’s “weird” and “ruins the mood,” but when NICKI MINAJ does it...

RE: McCarthy

Exactly. If you were at least taking a principled stand, I’d get it. But her story goes “I know it was against the rules. I knew they cared about stupid shit like this. I just took the chance I wouldn’t get caught because eh fuck it. And I got caught. So feel sorry for me, please?” Nope.

PS You two rule. Having a thoughtful, compassionate discussion rather than flaming/getting defensive. Kudos to you both. Were it cocktail hour, I’d raise a glass to you.

But why is it funny. You’re under no obligation to tell me why you think it’s funny, obviously, but to me it’s just more of the same ol’ “this bitch is prettier than this bitch” that none of us ladies need. What a predictable way to welcome Caitlyn to womanhood: through bitchery.

Why do you love this? I am asking seriously. Kris Jenner may not be the most honorable woman in the world, but it’s not like Caitlyn Jenner is a saint either. They’re both just people. And I would think someone who finally became the woman she was all along would not be down with the prettiness contest the rest of us…

“You see, the quest for objectivity begins with objectifying some titties.”

Does anyone else wish that someone newly identifying as a woman didn’t have to be so focused on looking pretty? And evaluated by everyone in terms of prettiness? I know this family is not known for its deep value system, but it’s like...congratulations? Welcome to all kinds of new and dumb pressures?

The name has already been chosen: South. When South has a child of his/her own, the single greatest brand synergy moment in history will occur: South Bysouth West

It actually does matter — racism is a particular kind of discrimination. When we start labeling any and all discrimination “racism,” then the word loses all meaning and suddenly anything labeled “racism” becomes no big deal.

I think what you have said is honestly what happened. The can was opened out of habit and the flight attendant gave a pat response out of habit as well. Most people don’t question dumb policies on planes anymore when they are done out of “safety concerns.” This just happened to have been the worst time for her to have…