But, hey, leather pants. Right?

After a nice long vacation with pay.

It isn’t easy to tell what is going on from 15 seconds of video, but I think it is pretty clear that the meathead guy is guilty of assault and battery.

Well your buddy in the skinny jeans FUCKING TRIED TO KILL A TINY DOG BECAUSE HE WAS MAD AT THE OWNER.

Legit boxer, yes. Buzz saw? Hardly.

Because Democratic voters are clustered together into tighter geographic areas and a smaller number of states?

Superior kinja at work here.

The rise of the “dirtbag left” just means that that now the fucking left has its very own Tea Party.

I hope this works out for Everton, but I’m not sure that Keane and Rooney are going to offset the loss of 20+ goals per season.

DJ... not so much.

Exactly. This is why Mad Catz exists. (Or used to exist, anyway.)

How did you keep those flimsy plastic Atari joysticks from breaking? My brother and I went through half a dozen of those things!

I assume your modest proposal includes paying food service workers at least a livable minimum wage, right?

How can such a tender and delicate flower as yourself possibly bear to live in such a world?

Found the Australian!

Or Ronda Rousey was the Tyson of women’s MMA?

Look, there’s a reason why McGregor has to fight Mayweathers type of fighting

If earning approximately the GDP of Wisconsin for spending an hour taking a mild beating from a defensive fighter whose hands are made from blown glass makes someone an idiot then sign me up. 

Floyd’s hands are made out of peanut brittle at this point; something tells me he isn’t going to be winging a lot of brutally hard head punches.

I’m pretty sure one can be had for much less than that. Because it was a fixture of high-school literature classes for so long, 1984 is a safe bet to show up in just about any used book store.